saw the movie last night. these turtles will smash the lizard.
__________________ QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.
They got a huuuuuuuge upgrade. They're Lizard/Spidey level speed as they were blocking automatic rifle fire, strong enough to toss around cargo containers you see on freight ships and hold up a massive tower on top of a building. And they're just damn good fighters. They're uber.
He had them all in different states of balance for like 11 hours or even a bit longer.
Leonardo: Doing the splits on cinderblocks while balancing eggs on single chopsticks and on his head.
Raphael: Maintaining a crane stance while knitting.
Donatello: Standing on a balance board while keeping ping-pong balls in the air.
Michelangelo: Doing a handstand on a swivel chair.
And Splinter would f*ck with them while they were doing it, like spinning Mikey or kicking the balance board Donny was on.
Also tiny Raph turning his sai into buzzsaws and carving a highly detailed wood sculpture of himself in about 3 seconds flat is just ridiculous.
And I went in expecting to be disappointed, but it's a good movie. Don't expect a cinema masterpiece but it has a good blend of action and humor, which is what should be expected from TMNT.
Last edited by KingD19 on Aug 14th, 2014 at 10:49 AM