Tattoos N Scars
Modern Day Drifter
Gender: Male Location: Deep South
Quan vs your wife/gf
You come home to find Quan f'n the sh!t out of your wife/gf in your bed. What do you do?
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Dec 3rd, 2014 01:43 PM
Time Immemorial
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Bend him over and show him how it's done.
Dec 3rd, 2014 01:44 PM
RJ 2.0
The Grammanator
Gender: Male Location: Ammu Nation
I am single. But if we can include past relationships, he wouldn't have a chance with any of them.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 02:58 PM
jaden101
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Wake her up.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 03:05 PM
quanchi112
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In fairness to me I wouldn't touch most of the women you people lay down with. I have standards, geeks.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 03:24 PM
Tattoos N Scars
Modern Day Drifter
Gender: Male Location: Deep South
quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
In fairness to me I wouldn't touch most of the women you people lay down with. I have standards, geeks.
They have to be shorter than you?
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Dec 3rd, 2014 03:37 PM
Silent Master
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Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
They have to be shorter than you?
They have to be underage, he has admitted that he likes to rape underage girls, he's even told people to call him Biff Tannen(the attempted rapist from back to the future).
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Dec 3rd, 2014 03:42 PM
Tattoos N Scars
Modern Day Drifter
Gender: Male Location: Deep South
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Silent Master
They have to be underage, he has admitted that he likes to rape underage girls, he's even told people to call him Biff Tannen(the attempted rapist from back to the future).
lol
Sounds about right.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 03:43 PM
jaden101
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
In fairness to me I wouldn't touch most of the women you people lay down with. I have standards, geeks.
You're clearly a virgin.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 03:50 PM
KuRuPT Thanosi
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Gender: Location: United States
Well, we must also assume my gf was drunk and feeling really guilty about her past behavior towards midgets who tried to hit on her in high school and college. However, we'd both end up shaking hands... I'd shake his because now my girl know what she could have if she wasn't with me and realizes the grass is certainly not greener. In fact, it could be much worse and she could never have an orgasm or wear heels again. He'd shake mine for helping him lose his virginity for the second time. I've told him.. getting a hand job from bertha didn't count.
Dec 3rd, 2014 05:08 PM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
They have to be shorter than you?
I am not as short as Roberta. That poor thing.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 05:11 PM
TheVaultDweller
Front line cannon fodder
Gender: Male Location: A vault... duh...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden101
Wake her up.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 05:22 PM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden101
You're clearly a virgin.
Not since over twenty years ago. I saw your pic and you're clearly banging fatties if anyone.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 05:38 PM
ares834
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Gender: Male Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden101
Wake her up.
Dec 3rd, 2014 05:39 PM
Tattoos N Scars
Modern Day Drifter
Gender: Male Location: Deep South
That would mean she fantasizes about Quan
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Dec 3rd, 2014 05:39 PM
quanchi112
Disney
Gender: Male Location: Best company on the planet
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
That would mean she fantasizes about Quan
Most women who meet me do.
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Dec 3rd, 2014 05:41 PM
Robtard
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Gender: Unspecified Location: Captain's Chair, CA
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
That would mean she fantasizes about Quan
I think Jaden was going for the passed out/drugged angle or possible that Quan's such a terrible lay, a woman would sleep through it
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Dec 3rd, 2014 05:43 PM
ares834
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Gender: Male Location: United States
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
That would mean she fantasizes about Quan
Or roofies.
Dec 3rd, 2014 05:43 PM
Tattoos N Scars
Modern Day Drifter
Gender: Male Location: Deep South
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
I think Jaden was going for the passed out/drugged angle or possible that Quan's such a terrible lay, a woman would sleep through it
lmao
That too
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Dec 3rd, 2014 05:46 PM
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