riv6672
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I am convinced there's a ninja in the house
Because i've never seen him...
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Jul 3rd, 2014 01:30 AM
rudester
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Go ninja go ninja turtle..,
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Jul 3rd, 2014 01:39 AM
riv6672
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Not the Bay version.
But seriously. Nothing's out of place in the house, no food's missing...classic signs!
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Jul 3rd, 2014 05:33 AM
riv6672
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Woke up last night, checked the house. Mot a thing out of place. Proof!
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Jul 4th, 2014 05:48 AM
riv6672
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This morning...my car keys were right where i left them.
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Jul 7th, 2014 11:25 AM
RogerRamjet
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what the **** does a ninja want in New Mexico? i really wonder...
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Jul 7th, 2014 03:16 PM
riv6672
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What does an American werewolf want in Paris?
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Jul 8th, 2014 11:35 AM
It's xyz!
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by riv6672
What does an American werewolf want in Paris?
......London?
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Bulbasaur, the original... Pepe.
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Jul 8th, 2014 11:57 AM
riv6672
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Lovely place.
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Jul 8th, 2014 12:03 PM
EnterLordVader
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No it's not
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"From my point of view the jedi are evil!"
Jul 9th, 2014 08:18 PM
riv6672
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Thats your opinion and you're welcome to it. Me, i liked it there.
Now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go check under my bed.
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Jul 9th, 2014 08:58 PM
KillaKassara
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"Compounding these trickster aspects, the Joker ethos is verbally explicated as such by his psychiatrist, who describes his madness as "super-sanity." Where "sanity" previously suggested acquiescence with cultural codes, the addition of "super" implies that this common "sanity" has been replaced by a superior form, in which perception and processing are completely ungoverned and unconstrained"
Aug 19th, 2014 03:48 AM
jinXed by JaNx
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Well, the way I see it you only have one solution and that requires..., lots of machine guns, attack trained hyenas, motion sensors, trip wires, incredibly complex password systems that are updated on an hourly basis, seventeen chainsaws, plutonium, large quantities of hallucinogenic smoke grenades and a slinky.
After you acquire all of these items get back to me for further instructions. We'll take care of that damn ninja. Trust me, I have a seventy five percent record of successfully dealing with Ninjas.
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Aug 20th, 2014 11:54 PM
riv6672
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Thought i heard something. False alarm.
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Oct 16th, 2014 10:07 AM
AbnormalButSane
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Could be a mouse.
Edit: or a hobo squatting in your house
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Oct 16th, 2014 12:42 PM
riv6672
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We have elk here, and my brother in law is 2 states over, though...
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Oct 16th, 2014 12:44 PM
God
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Sure, there is a ninja in your house. Btw, he's behind you, reading my message, so he changed his attack strategy.
He is aware that you know he is present.
Be careful.
Oct 16th, 2014 01:09 PM
rudester
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Its no ninja its a ghost
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Oct 16th, 2014 04:22 PM
riv6672
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...hhost ninja?
Naaaaah.
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Oct 16th, 2014 06:09 PM
riv6672
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...almost had this time!
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Oct 25th, 2014 06:28 AM
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