thecomedian2
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Captain America vs Apes
Captain America(no Shiled)
vs
General Thade(2001 movie)
Colonel Attar(2001 movie Planet of the apes)
H2H no weapons, fight takes place in the planet of the apes jungle
Jun 29th, 2015 07:47 PM
KingD19
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Cap re-establishes man as top of the food chain.
Jun 29th, 2015 11:43 PM
thecomedian2
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Cap re-establishes man as top of the food chain.
Arent gorillas like 10 times stronger than humans? and chimps like 4? that would put them ahead of Cap by some..
Jun 30th, 2015 06:54 PM
Robtard
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An Orangutan threw a manhole (lol) cover like a Frisbee, Cap threw a motorcycle.
Regardless of how strong the apes are supposed to be on paper, Cap has superior strength feats.
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Jun 30th, 2015 08:16 PM
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WTF is a shiled.
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Jul 5th, 2015 07:28 AM
TheVaultDweller
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Captain America wins
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Jul 5th, 2015 07:33 AM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by thecomedian2
Arent gorillas like 10 times stronger than humans? and chimps like 4? that would put them ahead of Cap by some.. It wouldn't even put them on par with Cap, lol.
Ten men couldn't throw a motorcycle with enough force to cave in the front of a jeep.
Also, that's ten "normal" men, not peak human men, by the way. The ten strongest men in the world couldn't accomplish what Cap has.
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Jul 5th, 2015 08:54 AM
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Captain America makes murdering primates the fashionable thing to do.
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Jul 5th, 2015 03:50 PM
0mega Spawn
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Cap loses to primal rage.
While cap is playing fisticuffs.
The apes will be trying to bite everything they can
And mutilate caps genitals
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Jul 13th, 2015 05:36 AM
relentless1
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depends on how many apes there are. cap is certainly just as strong as an ape if they are 10x stronger than humans as Cap has been stated as being around that level but they are usually rolling around in a large group, no way the takes their numbers.
Also Cap didn't out and out throw the motorcycle he used the forward momentum of his front flip and the bikes acceleration to throw that thing, its not as tho he picked it up and tossed it from a standing position so don't give me any of that he threw it BS
Jul 13th, 2015 06:27 AM
Silent Master
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Did you read the OP, He is up against 2 specific Apes and per feats he is a good bit stronger than both.
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Jul 13th, 2015 03:35 PM
Adam Grimes
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I doubt any monkey would punch harder than Winter Soldier, and I seriously doubt they're more durable than Chitauris/Ultron drones.
Plus Cap is stronger and has high level combat skills, therefore he murders them with ease.
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