Steve Rogers (Winter Soldier/Age of Ultron) fights the Kung Fu Panda cast.
What it says in the title.
Obviously it's melee combat, so no weapons with any sort of ammunition or explosives. All at peak and clear-headed. Steve gets healed to peak between fights. KO's are enough for a win.
Not a gauntlet. Even if Steve loses a fight, he still moves on to the next fight.
Fights take place where Steve unmasked the Winter Soldier. No civilians.
A. No shield.
B. Steve gets his shield.
1. Crane
2. Mantis
3. Monkey
4. Po
5. Shen
6. Tigress
7. Viper
8. The Furious Five (Crane, Mantis, Monkey, Tigress, Viper)
9. Shi fu
10. Tai Lung
11. Oogway
Bonus: Thor runs this as a gauntlet, but without Mjolnir. Also, Tigress and Viper are immune to his sex appeal, and Po's a huge fan of his.
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Mantis needs acupuncture needles to manipulate pressure points though. I don't think he carries those on his person.
Also:
"Not a gauntlet. Even if Steve loses a fight, he still moves on to the next fight."
EDIT: Damn you. I saw it.
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Crane could carry all the rest of the Furious Five, including Tigress, a fully grown South China tiger, and as such would weigh over two hundred pounds, for several miles, even after being badly beaten by Tai Lung. In general, they all exhibit strength, speed, and durability far in excess of Steve. The weakest would be too much for Steve to take a majority against. Tai Lung or anyone around or above his level would massacre him.
Thor could win eventually, because I don't specifically recall feats from the Kung Fu Panda movies that suggest any of them could seriously hurt him, but I could be wrong. Been a very long time since I watched those.
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That was a pretty impressive move (the blast wave covered the entire town and the valley it was in IIRC), but not sure if it would be enough. Based on the Bifrost and city explosions Thor took, I am not sure if that would KO him, but it would certainly hurt him.
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But the explosion completely vaporized/eradicated Tai Lung, who imo has some pretty insane durability/strength feats that would easily put him as one of the more powerful people in the MCU.
Thor took a giant, planet busting (they were using it to kill Jotunheim IIRC), inter-dimensional gateway blowing up in his face and it did little more than ruin his hair. So I am still not 100% convinced. But anyway, thinking about it, Po himself is absurdly durable, so not sure Thor whether could hurt him without the aid of mjolnir either. I still think he could eventually wear down and beat the others though.
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Loki did try to use it. But the Bitfrost blowing up isn't the same as it boring a hole into a planet. Like if you blow a nuke up, it's not the same as the nuke detonating, you know what I mean? THe explosion was still pretty powerful, but after that Thor was pretty insistent on getting out of that glass room Loki trapped him in.
The point wasn't that the explosion was equal to a planet buster. It wasn't. But it shows the massive amounts of energy that thing can channel and release. And the actual detonation speaks for itself. As to the glass box, it is still pure speculation what would have happened there. It might have hurt him, it might have killed him, it might only have winded him. We have no way of knowing. We DO know that he tanked the Bifrost explosion and the vibranium core explosion, that vaporised a city, and neither of those seriously harmed him.
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Cap loses. Thor clears with po's blobbish like durability being the most difficult match. Just watched the KFP for the first time bout a month ago. Pretty good.
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