Beniboybling
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Best & Worst Character Wank
What for you, is the best and worst wankery (or anti-wankery) of a particular SW character you have come across? As in what have you found the most compelling, and by contrast the most cancerous?
Also, if relevant, specify the person this wank can be attributed to.
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May 9th, 2016 09:57 PM
ILS
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Maul surviving being cut in half.
Maul being cut in half by a padawan.
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May 9th, 2016 09:59 PM
cs_zoltan
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Sel's Krayt wank the best, Legend's anything is the worst.
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May 9th, 2016 10:05 PM
XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
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>Sel's Krayt wank
>Not NewGuy's or ILS's
>KYS
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May 9th, 2016 10:07 PM
The Ellimist
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Best:
"Bane is the weakest of the Banite Sith" - I guess either an anti-wank of Bane or a wank of Sidious/Plagueis/etc., but it's kind of game changing.
"Sidious is the most powerful sith lord of all time" - because he actually is.
"Sidious is a universe buster" - simply because it sounds ridiculous but is actually technically canon
"Anakin is the most powerful Jedi of all time" - ditto.
My Luke wank, of course.
Worst:
SW_Legend
Ant's Revan wank
Neph and Nebaris's Bane wank
Probably missing a lot
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May 9th, 2016 10:23 PM
Col. Valerian
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Worst wankery: Freshest's Vader manlove
Best wankery: Tempest's Sheev adoration
Worst anti-wankery: Carth's extreme Bane hate
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May 9th, 2016 10:23 PM
ILS
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For anti-wank, Agen Kolar showing up in RotS to die, and Quinlan Vos getting stomped by Agen Kolar.
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May 9th, 2016 10:25 PM
The Ellimist
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Col. Valerian
Worst anti-wankery: Carth's extreme Bane hate
Carthage might be the most entertaining troll I've ever seen tbh
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May 9th, 2016 10:29 PM
XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
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lmfao.
Bart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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May 9th, 2016 10:29 PM
Sinious
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
lmfao.
Bart >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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May 9th, 2016 10:34 PM
The Ellimist
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Bart doesn't always Bane hate though. Sometimes he gives Bane's enemies grotesque injuries so he has a shot. His trolling is more unorthodox than Carthage but Carthage's Bane hate is more blatant and enjoyable, imho.
But it's a close call.
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May 9th, 2016 10:34 PM
Sinious
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Except his cancerous SWTOR wank tops everything.
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May 9th, 2016 10:36 PM
The Ellimist
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Wait, Bart wanks TOR?
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May 9th, 2016 10:37 PM
Col. Valerian
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Carth can get annoying; his hate towards Bane runs too deep to be enjoyable. I enjoy Bart's way more.
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May 9th, 2016 10:44 PM
XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Ellimist
Wait, Bart wanks TOR?
He hilariously fake-wanks TOR.
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May 9th, 2016 10:45 PM
The Ellimist
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I seee.
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May 9th, 2016 10:46 PM
The Ellimist
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I'll add my quasi-fake Tempest wank there. Although Tempest's own Tempest wank has to be at an end...not sure which one...
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May 9th, 2016 10:47 PM
Fated Xtasy
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Best wank?
Temp's sheev wank and ownage of people who disagree.
Worst wank?
Well my dad came in to my room once-
Wait, different worse wank umm....
Probably Legend's ToR Wank.
Or Marco's maul wank
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May 10th, 2016 12:34 AM
cs_zoltan
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Why did your dad go to your room to wank when he could've just raped you?
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May 10th, 2016 12:36 AM
Emperordmb
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Worst wank is Star Wars Logic's Matukai and Zeison Sha wank
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