also lmao @ Ulic being anywhere near luke at this point
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Luke has better feats than Ulic does in Dark Empire. Luke manhandling an AT AT>>Ulics performance against a Basilisk war droid by far.
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Ah OT wank at its finest.
If any of you think I actually believe Kun > Sidious or Ulic > Luke then you're incredibly naive. On the contrary, I just find the squealing and moaning abut the very concept that Sheev could possibly be challenged, incredibly amusing.
The amount of investment in your own collective head canon is the best part.
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I'm an anarchist. Status quoing, for lack of a better term, is actually against forum rules. Which is what the Sheev brigade has been attempting to establish for ten years.
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Within your furnace heart, you burn in your own flame. This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker.