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John Wick vs a Grizzly bear
This begins with John Wick meeting a grizzly bear which is on the loose while melee (close-range) combat may be allowed.
Dec 22nd, 2019 12:55 PM
TheVaultDweller
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As cartoonish as Wick is, especially after the last film, I don't see how a melee confrontation with a grizzly ends in anything other than him getting mauled.
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Dec 22nd, 2019 01:14 PM
riv6672
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Wick befriends the bear. Duh.
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Dec 22nd, 2019 01:26 PM
TheVaultDweller
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Bears and cars don't really mix though. What happens if the bear destroys his backseat? Who does he go on a revenge rampage against?
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Dec 22nd, 2019 01:27 PM
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Mother nature.
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Dec 22nd, 2019 01:28 PM
TheVaultDweller
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So, chainsaw for the next movie then?
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Dec 22nd, 2019 01:29 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Bears and cars don't really mix though. What happens if the bear destroys his backseat? Who does he go on a revenge rampage against?
There was no car in the OP, so they just high five and go their separate ways.
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Dec 22nd, 2019 01:32 PM
TheVaultDweller
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by riv6672
There was no car in the OP, so they just high five and go their separate ways.
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Fair point.
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Dec 22nd, 2019 01:34 PM
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What about if the bear Wick is fighting had just killed his dog
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Dec 22nd, 2019 04:02 PM
TheVaultDweller
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Then, funnily enough, he'd probably ram it with his car if he could.
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Dec 22nd, 2019 04:10 PM
riv6672
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I don’t think Wick would be as mad at a bear as he would at a human.
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Dec 22nd, 2019 04:55 PM
TheVaultDweller
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Though, in all seriousness, it is certainly possible for an action hero type who is skilled enough in melee to beat a bear, providing they have some bladed weapons of decent length. I can actually think of at least one TV character that's taken down a fairly large bear using a long knife and a hatchet. But that guy was a friggin' Viking renowned for being extremely hard to kill lol (and that fight sequence is also kinda terrible). But if it does come down to a physical melee conflict, then Wick dies horribly.
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Dec 22nd, 2019 05:13 PM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Though, in all seriousness, it is certainly possible for an action hero type who is skilled enough in melee to beat a bear, providing they have some bladed weapons of decent length. I can actually think of at least one TV character that's taken down a fairly large bear using a long knife and a hatchet. But that guy was a friggin' Viking renowned for being extremely hard to kill lol (and that fight sequence is also kinda terrible). But if it does come down to a physical melee conflict, then Wick dies horribly.
I can see pretty any live action Tarzan taking down a bear w. a knife. It’s their whole shtick that they grew up fighting jungle predators.
As a side note, Keanu’s been chill w. bears since he was a wee lad...:
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Dec 22nd, 2019 05:29 PM
ShadowFyre
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Aside from hippos, rhinos, and elephants,grizzlies, kodiaks, and polar bears have the strength to end any land creature in the planet with a single strike. Having on multiple occasions completely shattered Spanish bulls skulls and broken their backs with a single strike.
So if I hit a Spanish bull with my car at 40mph head on, it would probably die but it's skull would still be in one piece. That's pretty crazy
Dec 26th, 2019 01:48 PM
John Murdoch
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I like this continuing trend of various action movie characters vs grizzly bears. Been a good trend, and I for one would like to see it continue.
Dec 26th, 2019 08:23 PM
BruceSkywalker
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Grizzly bear discovers that Wick is unkillable so the bear just runs awy..
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Dec 26th, 2019 08:25 PM
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