Jaden_3.0
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Cocaine Bear
Nov 30th, 2022 07:29 PM
riv6672
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I laughed so hard i farted.
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Nov 30th, 2022 08:30 PM
Patient_Leech
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Haha.. better check your pants, riv.
This looks like another fun one to watch with friends, like Zombeavers.
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Nov 30th, 2022 10:00 PM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Haha.. better check your pants, riv.
This looks like another fun one to watch with friends, like Zombeavers.
...i did.
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Nov 30th, 2022 10:15 PM
Robtard
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Hopefully this starts a franchise and we get sequels:
Meth Bear
PCP Bear
Heroin Bear (this one might be a bit low on the action)
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Nov 30th, 2022 11:42 PM
Jaden_3.0
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10 years later the bear is on Joe Rogan talking about Elk meat and DMT when Joe tells him about the time he went bear hunting then there's an awkward silence just before the bear lunges over the table and tears Rogan to pieces
Nov 30th, 2022 11:58 PM
Jaden_3.0
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Then Steven Seagal comes out from under the table and fights the bear
Dec 1st, 2022 12:00 AM
Robtard
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Rogan dying would be a net win for the Earth. A bear doing it would just add to the flavour.
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Dec 1st, 2022 12:12 AM
BruceSkywalker
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so who gave the bear coke??? and will the bear kill in the name of being high
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Dec 1st, 2022 04:22 AM
Jaden_3.0
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I like that Ray Liotta has done some amazing work over the decades like Goodfellas, Narc and GTA Vice City and now he's going to be remembered for doing a movie with the guy from the IKEA customer service tiktoks about a murderous bear on cocaine.
Dec 1st, 2022 07:07 PM
steverules_2
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The real story isn’t nearly as entertaining as the film. The bear ate a shit tonne of coke and died. Think it ate 10 bags.
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Dec 1st, 2022 07:11 PM
ShadowFyre
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Yeah, it's based off a true event loosely. That bear is going to beat some ass on the forums.
Dec 2nd, 2022 12:55 PM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jaden_3.0
I like that Ray Liotta has done some amazing work over the decades like Goodfellas, Narc and GTA Vice City and now he's going to be remembered for doing a movie with the guy from the IKEA customer service tiktoks about a murderous bear on cocaine.
^^^I think he’d be ok w. that.
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Dec 2nd, 2022 06:35 PM
Robtard
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I want to see coked up Liotta go H2H against the coked up bear.
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Dec 2nd, 2022 06:45 PM
riv6672
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
I want to see coked up Liotta go H2H against the coked up bear.
That’s the live action Shirtless Bear Fighter we need AND deserve.
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Dec 2nd, 2022 07:40 PM
DeadpoolXXX
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fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.
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Dec 2nd, 2022 09:07 PM
Patient_Leech
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.
Goddamn, you're right. It should have Nic Cage...
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Dec 2nd, 2022 11:38 PM
Jaden_3.0
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DeadpoolXXX
fully expected this to be a nic cage flick based on the title alone. i'm a little disappointed now.
We've had plenty of that.
Dec 3rd, 2022 01:30 AM
Jaden_3.0
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This turned out to be mostly a huge bag of shit with a tiny sprinkling of funny moments (the ambulance scene is awesome)
Mar 2nd, 2023 08:31 PM
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