I'm taking a Software Tools Accounting class, a computer class where I must work with an assigned partner for the rest of the semester...Well this girl has the worst breath I have ever smelled!!
It literally smells like kitty litter!
I was getting a headache it was so bad! *faints*
Now I'm a very cordial gentleman who would never tell the hag to brush her tongue, so I'm just going to fill that sewer mouth with sweet smelling gum that I will casually offer every time I see her!
Offer her a gum...and it would be soo hilarious if she says, ''oh no sorry, i dont chew the gum'' mwahahahahhaaaaa!!
Other suggestions...say:
''Look, darlin, i like you and all, but gee you got to BRUSH luv, you just have to. Im sat here, trying to contrencate on my work, but i cant, because your breath is giving me a headache. If you dont want to bruch, for one reason or another, chew the gum. mm'kay? Excellent, then we agree''
and walk out
or
Buy a toothbrush and a tooth paste, then when you come out of the class, go up to her, put the toothbrush and tooth paste on the table and say : ''BRUSH IT''
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i went on a blind date with a guy who had some stank-ass breath. i have him some gum but i guess the awesome stink prevailed. ive never experienced such an unadulterated un-kosher stinky poopoop time. oh and my mom has rancid morning breath
why dont you buy something to make u not smell her like a mouthcap and say you have sars or something... that would be a great excuse not to smell her.