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Tex
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Barf Bad Breath Drama!

I'm taking a Software Tools Accounting class, a computer class where I must work with an assigned partner for the rest of the semester...Well this girl has the worst breath I have ever smelled!!

It literally smells like kitty litter! sick

I was getting a headache it was so bad! *faints*

Now I'm a very cordial gentleman who would never tell the hag to brush her tongue, so I'm just going to fill that sewer mouth with sweet smelling gum that I will casually offer every time I see her! shifty

Any other suggestions?

Oh the Humanity!!! stick out tongue


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Offer her a peice of chewing gum wink


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Oh how tragic...alert the media!!!

Offer her a gum...and it would be soo hilarious if she says, ''oh no sorry, i dont chew the gum'' mwahahahahhaaaaa!! evil face

Other suggestions...say:

''Look, darlin, i like you and all, but gee you got to BRUSH luv, you just have to. Im sat here, trying to contrencate on my work, but i cant, because your breath is giving me a headache. If you dont want to bruch, for one reason or another, chew the gum. mm'kay? Excellent, then we agree''

and walk out

or

Buy a toothbrush and a tooth paste, then when you come out of the class, go up to her, put the toothbrush and tooth paste on the table and say : ''BRUSH IT''


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i went on a blind date with a guy who had some stank-ass breath. i have him some gum but i guess the awesome stink prevailed. ive never experienced such an unadulterated un-kosher stinky poopoop time. oh and my mom has rancid morning breath


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sick


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Re: Bad Breath Drama!

Careful giving her gum she might think you coming onto her and if she likes you she might try kissing you and contaminate you with the stench curse laughing out loud

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Originally posted by Tex
It literally smells like kitty litter! sick

I was getting a headache it was so bad! *faints*


Kitty litter? Reminds me of an advert where a woman swaps muslie or something for cat litter and her friend doesn't notice and eats it! evil face laughing out loud


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mechmoggy
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Having to pull someone on their personal hygiene is never easy, so tact is no use at all Tex.

Just tell the bint she mings and she should do something about it.


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well put moggy


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quote:
Originally posted by mechmoggy
Having to pull someone on their personal hygiene is never easy, so tact is no use at all Tex.

Just tell the bint she mings and she should do something about it.


Not only that she mings...tell her she mings like a vase....an emperor from Flash Gordon type ming!!sick


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laughing out loud


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Yup, tell her she's ming the merciless.


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Yeah...thats it... Ming the Merciless...thumb up

Forgot his name there for a sec...


While we are at that subject, you guys i bought i photo camera...and i named it Gordon!! eek!

It has a flash too...big grin


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Tee hee, I love flash Gordon.


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Me too...i love it. big grin

''Alright Tex, lets get back to the class''

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Tex
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So many fabulous suggestions, but I think I'll breath through my mouth hence forth thumb up


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What a funny story Texlaughing out loud

Good luck with it...Are you using very strong gum for it?


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why dont you buy something to make u not smell her like a mouthcap and say you have sars or something... that would be a great excuse not to smell her. angel


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quote:
Originally posted by clavis9495
why dont you buy something to make u not smell her like a mouthcap and say you have sars or something... that would be a great excuse not to smell her. angel


laughing out loud


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SARS in Dallas! Oh sh*t! I better get out of Houston and head... North! huh


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