me- Here you go with your idiosyncrasies.
father- Yeah, here i go.
me- You're crazy...
father- Me? You say your idiosyncrasies and i am the crazy one?
me- lol, but you came with that word to us, you love this word...
father- yeah, i do.
me- must even be the first word you've ever said...
father- Probably
me- which was the first word i said? Parliamentarism? Superexellence?
father -well i dun remember...i dun remember the first word i said too, it was like 30 years ago (he's 48 years old), too much time has passed.
me- so you dun remember my first word too...
father- Who are you?
me -LOL
Me: hey dad
Dad: yeah?
Me: you know that song with the brass instruments... then at the middle of the song they all say "tequila" together?
Dad: yeah
Me: what's it called
Dad: tequila
Me: oh, thanks
Dad: yeah
My dad is the master of both one-word replies and ten minute rants
Prisoners and me:
Spy 1 : enough blades!!!!
Spy 2 : enough electricity!!!!
Spy 3 : What do you expect us to talk!!!
me : no expect you all to die
All prisoners in total : AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!