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Cheesiness
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Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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 My new Star Wars Crawl.
Star Wars!
The Empire Strikes Back
It is very bad to be alive
for the rebellion, because of
grand triangular things chasing
them and weasling them out.
Count Vader, lord of the Evil side
has been searching for his long lost
son and plans to announce his fatherhood.
Only can the cocky wit of hans in the solo
make the incredibly escape from
grand triangular things except from
Count Vader who turns him into ice.
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Mar 11th, 2005 12:55 AM |
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Cheesiness
Senior Member
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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A New Hope.
Civil War! the dubiousness of the rebellion
has struck the GALACTIC empire once again.
blueprints of the deadly death star has been stolen.
The GALACTIC EMPIRE has sent out all soughts of
weirdos to hunt down the crayon drawings
of the dangerous ball planet space station thing.
Princess leia organa amidala padme has done a
donut style hairpiece to look race across the galaxy
in her speeder from the count Vader.
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Mar 11th, 2005 01:02 AM |
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Cheesiness
Senior Member
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Return of the Jedi.
Luke in the Skywalker has returned to his
home planet of tatoot to save the Hans in
the solo from being sodomized by Jabba in
the hut
Luke is ignorant of giant ball space station
on a string and Count Vader is being a
bald, bald man for Galactic emperoror return.
Only can teddys and giant slugs save the day
from the gruesome Emperor who is really
a douche.
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