Don't get me wrong. Flying is pretty cool. But if you're a super hero, it might as well be the ability to read. This chart is to figure out which one is more fantastic:
Flying
Not everybody can do it, and it comes in handy when you fall off something high.
All the Super Friends who can't fly can just hop in a little supercar or something invisible that flies.
Once you can fly, it opens up a wonderful world of magical possibilities
While you're flying, you can drop things on people's heads
Literacy
Not everybody can do it, and it comes in handy when you need to learn how to make macaroni and cheese.
All the people who can't read still probably know how to boil water, and they can guess what to do with the bag of orange dust that smells like cheese.
Once you can read, you open doorways into your own imagination
While you're reading, you can learn how to build explosives out of feces, and use them to explode people's heads
Both powers that i would choose over anything else. I mean, to be able to go where no other person or machine has gone adn discover the life done there would be absolutley incredible. And then be able to converse with it.
Yeah,unless it's some kinda ability to knit real fast or something.
__________________ "It wasn't even about the eggs. Quite frankly I like the eggs, I don't have no...problem with...It's just there's always been a lot of tension between me & Lois. It's not so much as I want to kill her...I just want her...to not be...alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think to myself, wouldn't it be MARVELOUS if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
__________________ "It wasn't even about the eggs. Quite frankly I like the eggs, I don't have no...problem with...It's just there's always been a lot of tension between me & Lois. It's not so much as I want to kill her...I just want her...to not be...alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think to myself, wouldn't it be MARVELOUS if I turned out to be a homosexual?"