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Mongul vs. Champion of the universe
The Champion is depressed. Nobody respects him anymore.
So he does what Rocky did in Rocky 3. HE DOES A VERY LONG EXTENDED TRAINING MONTAGE! And in no time at all, he's back to the shape he was in back when he fought Earth's best in a boxing ring.
So upon arriving on earth again, he boasted that he could take any man on the planet in the boxing ring. And lo and behold, Mongul, fresh from conquering a planet, was also in the bar at the time. A broken bottle and a few pay per view deals later.........
"Ladies and gentlemen. This bout is being brought to you by Monitor stain removal. Monitor stain removal, removes all traces from the multiverse. And now, for your viewing pleasure, live from Kazhan stadium's god-proof dome, LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMBLLLLEEEEE!!! Introducing first, weighing in 5020 lbs, standing 9'2, the former Champion of the universe, with several wins and a few embarassing losses, the elder of the universe, one of the legends in multiversal boxing, TRYCO SLATTERUS!"
And in the other corner, weighing in at approximately 3 kryptonians in weight and standing 10'9" , with several wins and only a few losses to Superman. He is one of the more vicious warlords in the DCU and former master of Warworld. The angry yellow guy, MONGUL! (please log in to view the image)
The rules for the bout are simple. Contestants are locked into an indestructible boxing ring. Bouts continue for 3 and a half minutes, at which point a 30 second break will happen. At the end of 15 rounds, if there is no KO, our judges will be decide the winner.
First judge: Immortal Hercules.
Second judge: Ted Grant (Wildcat).
Third Judge: Thanos.
Referee: Darkseid.
*ding ding* Darkseid: "You will face each other and die for our entertainment. Now fight."
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And in no time at all, he's back to the shape he was in back when he fought Earth's best in a boxing ring. 
Sep 3rd, 2007 12:50 AM
