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Gideon vs. the SW Universe

Gideon, master of the universe, decides to take on the whole SW universe.

Round 1: Lightsabers
Round 2: Force powers
Round 3: All out
Round 4: Ability to quack like a duck
Round 5: Knowledge of martial arts (Chuck Norris will be on Gideon's team for this round
Round 6: Which one Advent, Rex, and Nebaris have the hots for, most.

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Round 1: Lightsabers


We've seen people swing lightsabers like blind man with a bat and defeat one of the strongest Sith of all time. You'll be pwning a lot.

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Round 2: Force powers


Because people in real life are smarter than the ones in fiction, you'll be using that nifty Shut-Off-Blood-Vessels-in-the-Brain Technique.

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Round 3: All out


Lightsaber bat swings + blood vessel closings = dead SW.

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Round 4: Ability to quack like a duck


The quacking is strong with you, young Gideon...but you are not a mallard yet.

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Round 5: Knowledge of martial arts (Chuck Norris will be on Gideon's team for this round


I guess Lee be overkill.


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UNLIMITED QUACKING!!!!
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Originally posted by Gideon
UNLIMITED QUACKING!!!!


I lol'ed


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Eh. I'll still take the old SW Pants quotes.

You are unwise to lower your pants.


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I thought there was a rule against posting fights where one of the participants is a flaming homosexual?


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I thought there was a rule against posting fights where one of the participants is a flaming homosexual?


Unless you're involved, the rule's not been breached. no expression

[Edit: or are you talking about Nik?]
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Well hell, why not both of you?


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I've already said I'm bi.

And I'm definitely not a "flaming" bi, either.

Or do my posts radiate lust for both sexes?


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Unless you're involved, the rule's not been breached. no expression

[Edit: or are you talking about Nik?]


Pretty sure hes talking about Nooberis, seeing as hes on your list.


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Well hell, why not both of you?


Shark was on. Great show.

Anyways, I suppose it wouldn't apply to me because I am 100% heterosexual. Except for REX, but everybody loves Rex.
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I know a kid with the nick name "Buttsex Rex."

He's a cool kid, the name just stuck since I guess they thought it was funny in middle school...


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Originally posted by jollyjim311
I know a kid with the nick name "Buttsex Rex."

He's a cool kid, the name just stuck since I guess they thought it was funny in middle school...


Y'know, I used to be [and still can] be a humungous prick. But, in my 8th grade year, I realized that - when I pick on somebody - I might give them the incentive to turn completely psychotic and either a.) kill dozens of people, b.) kill me, or c.) all the above. Thus, I only insult people (face-to-face) under grave circumstances.

That said, I find 'Buttsex Rex' to be quite funny.
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I saw him just today smoking on the swings with his girlfriend.


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I saw him just today smoking on the swings with his girlfriend.


Smoking? How dreadful. Were I president of the United States or ruler of a galactic empire, I would prohibit smoking, and forcibly remove the testicles of all who breached the law! And, if they didn't have testicles... well, then I'd just have a pair surgically added, and then I'd rip them off! Mwahahah!

Makes me wonder if Palpatine advocated smoking [does smoking even exist in SW?]
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Dude wtf, we're not friends here, we're forum buddies. Let's keep the personal life(nobody gives a crap) to a minimum.


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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Dude wtf, we're not friends here, we're forum buddies. Let's keep the personal life(nobody gives a crap) to a minimum.


Huh?

[and we're not friends? sad]
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It means leave your personal life for your livejournalsmile


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Re: Gideon vs. the SW Universe

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Gideon, master of the universe, decides to take on the whole SW universe.

Round 1: Lightsabers
Round 2: Force powers
Round 3: All out
Round 4: Ability to quack like a duck
Round 5: Knowledge of martial arts (Chuck Norris will be on Gideon's team for this round
Round 6: Which one Advent, Rex, and Nebaris have the hots for, most.


You most likely own everyone in each one, Gideon.


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To be serious. Gideon you'd lose everyone. EXCEPT, if you remove Plo-Koon. Hes like Q in Star Trek. Take him out, and you win all round.


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