- Any Hammer Horror film fighting Drac. And eventually failing becoming a vamp. And seducing the countryside of all the busty hot maidens.
- Any Zombie film blasting zombie brains. Romero style.
- Scream. Pwning those Ghostface killer newbs at their own game. they won't know what hit em.
- HP. Slytherin! I'll be Slytherin but I'll be a renegade prodigy fo shiz and use my influence to take it to the man! Save the friggin day. And kick Harry in the balls before taking Voldy down. I'm the chosen one biatch!
- Xmen. I don't care what power I get. I'll own that crappy franchise and get Juno/Shadowcat in bed before the credits role. Rogue too....make it a threesome.
- Breakfast Club. Just for laughs.
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Screw parking that Ferrari 250 I'll drive that ***** with the team through New York GTA style non stop. And if Cameron wants to cry I'll tell him that "lifes a ride, screw your dad we're gonna tear this town apart!"
- GroundHog Day. I'll spend my endless days learning every MA skill. Every instrument. Sex up every woman in that fricken town. And in the end I'll be a Golden God!
- Once Bitten. Me and young Jim Carrey being seduced by a hot vampire babe. Living it up in 80's L.A. with lots of montages. Hitting it up with style. Talking cheesy heaps of one liners and bleeding the town dry!
- Aliens. Shooting the shit out of Alien like there's no tomorrow. Valhalla biatches! Face your fears!
- Pulp Fiction. Just hangin, chillin with Vincent Vega and Jules cruisin popping caps and talking shit for a year.
- Big Trouble Little China. Drinking that magic potion and fighting ninja sorcerers with my uzi and katana with Kurt Russell, being a couple of douchebags savings chicks and blowing crap up.
- Baseketball- Nuff Said.
- Fist of Fury. Me and Brucie kickin a whole dojo's ass together Dragon style. Witcha! Both of us nunchucking our way into awesome.
I want to be in a super power movie were I go in take their powers and come out taking their powers into the normal world...then ill be the only one with super powers.
I'll be Slytherin but I'll be a renegade prodigy fo shiz and use my influence to take it to the man! Save the friggin day. And kick Harry in the balls before taking Voldy down. I'm the chosen one biatch!(please log in to view the image)
For this thread to have any narrative drive, I don't think we should be able to pick exactly what we'd want to be. Like, being in the Star Wars universe as a Jedi? Awesome. As a "randomly selected citizen," even if it has to be one that was in the films, not as cool. Constant regime changes, weapons that can blow up planets and stars, esoteric monk warriors that can kill you with their thoughts.
Ferris Bueller - we'd all like to imagine ourselves as Ferris, but I'm pretty sure he's one dude in an entire movie of less interesting and less awesome people. Probability practically ensures you wouldn't be Ferris if all you could choose was the universe, not the specifics of your role in it.
Suddenly decisions become a lot harder if we do that. Groundhog Day (good thought, btw), but you'd be stuck in a loop, blissfully unaware. Most sci-fi universes, freaking terrifying and likely ending in a swift death just before the hero swoops in to kill the alien robot dictators with his charm and sex appeal. It becomes an exercise in caution and critical thinking, rather than simple wish fulfillment.
Or maybe we'd rather do wish fulfillment.
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For me, if it's wish fulfillment, I'm hedging between superhero universes to choose the best one. Spider-Man is where my heart would want to take me, but realistically I'd probably end up as a Green Lantern.
If it's my scenario, I'm picking something harmless and PG like Snow Day, Peter Pan, or the Sandlot. Lots of fun activities, and only the bad guys get punished. Assuming I at least keep my personality, I'm in the clear. Or a porno, though for some reason actually being a porn actor doesn't have a ton of appeal to me. Sex? Sex as an emotionless job? Not so much. Maybe a better choice would be an ensemble rom-com where literally everyone falls in love. Love Actually, for a relevant example.
I don't care what power I get. I'll own that crappy franchise and get Juno/Shadowcat in bed before the credits role. Rogue too....make it a threesome.(please log in to view the image)
That movie with Robin Williams where his kids die then he dies then his wife commits suicide so he goes to hell to get her out of hell and then in the end they both get reborn and meet again at some point...I read the ending on wikipedia, found the movie to be incredibly dull and boring.
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I'm sorry I brought your hopes up.
But no, just the TV show. It's still recorded on film though. In particular, episodes of Supernatural [when Eric Kripke was still aboard] were shot to be like mini-movies. So I'm in on a technicality.
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What movies would you want to be in?
Mar 4th, 2012 06:25 PM
I'll be Slytherin but I'll be a renegade prodigy fo shiz and use my influence to take it to the man! Save the friggin day. And kick Harry in the balls before taking Voldy down. I'm the chosen one biatch!
Sex as an emotionless job? Not so much. Maybe a better choice would be an ensemble rom-com where literally everyone falls in love. Love Actually, for a relevant example.
