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Impediment
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Hit Girl vs Dirk Diggler

H2H fight.

Can "Donkey Dick" Dirk overtake the masked tween avenger?

Setting is the Playboy Mansion.

Who wins?

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:14 AM

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roughrider
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Is this some dirty joke?

Do you expect Dirk to club Hit Girl with his dick?

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:22 AM

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HE KNOWS KUNG FU!!! mad

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:24 AM

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HE KNOWS KUNG FU!!!

Jeet Kune Do, @sshat.

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:41 AM

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STFU, Rob. Jeeeeeezus!

Can Donkey Dick KO the "RJ Legend"?

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:44 AM

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Nope!

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:48 AM

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Impediment
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You RJ groupie!

stick out tongue

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:50 AM

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STFU, Rob. Jeeeeeezus!

Can Donkey Dick KO the "RJ Legend"?

H2H, it's a 75lbs little girl with decent training and limited strength against a fit adult man. So she hits and kicks Dirk for a bit; he slaps her once or twice, it's over.

Remember how she fared against karate-mob-boss once her ammo ran out and she was disarmed? Same here, except she comes into the fight already disarmed.

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:54 AM

Impediment
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No raep?

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:56 AM

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No raep?

Dirk's not a pedo. But he probably leaves her his number and tell her to look him up 8 or 9 years.

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:57 AM

Impediment
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You have no imagination, sir.

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Nov 26th, 2011 01:58 AM

Nephthys
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Since its in the playboy mansion theres plenty around that she can use as improvisation. I assume it has a kitchen?

Also she's not exactly shit in H2H. She was kicking the shit out of those thugs at the apartment.

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Nov 26th, 2011 02:53 AM