Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
The Perfect Movie!
My perfect movie would involve Al Pacino and say . . . . Val Kilmer in a story about a guy, Pacino, who goes to waterslide parks and breaks all the rules. You know those slides you can't go down head first? Well Pacino's character not only goes down them head first, he goes down them head first on his back! Then one day he visits the largest water park in all of Texas. It is owned and managed by the ruthlessly cruel and unusual Val Kilmer's character. There's this one part where Kilmer is right behind Pacino on this water slide, and Pacino actually jumps off the slide, landing on a completely different slide, escaping from Kilmer's grip. Basically the movie involves high-speed water slide chases, swimming action, and intertube mayhem! And in the end of the movie, you find out that Pacino is Kilmer's uncle. 'Father' would have been too cliche.
What would your perfect movie be?
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May 14th, 2008 10:47 PM
Robtard
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Re: The Perfect Movie!
Mine would also have Al Pacino, except he'd be an illustrious detective and it would also have Val Kilmer, except he'd be a criminal and somewhat of a lackey to an older sophisticated thief; the plot would involve them stealing 1.6 million in bearer bonds. Also, it would take place in Los Angeles (aka "Dude Country")
I do like your movie though.
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May 14th, 2008 11:13 PM
Tired-Hiker
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Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Re: Re: The Perfect Movie!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Also, it would take place in Los Angeles (aka "Dude Country")
'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't ever seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says.
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May 14th, 2008 11:20 PM
WanderingDroid
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Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California
Re: Re: The Perfect Movie!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Mine would also have Al Pacino, except he'd be an illustrious detective and it would also have Val Kilmer, except he'd be a criminal and somewhat of a lackey to an older sophisticated thief; the plot would involve them stealing 1.6 million in bearer bonds. Also, it would take place in Los Angeles (aka "Dude Country")
Hahaha! Heat was good I agree.
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May 14th, 2008 11:22 PM
Robtard
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Re: Re: Re: The Perfect Movie!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Hahaha! Heat was good I agree.
What the **** you talking about?
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May 14th, 2008 11:41 PM
Robtard
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Re: Re: Re: The Perfect Movie!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't ever seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says.
I like your style, Dude.
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May 14th, 2008 11:42 PM
Tired-Hiker
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Well I like your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin'.
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May 14th, 2008 11:49 PM
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mine would be al pacino staring in a new movie that doesnt suck
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May 14th, 2008 11:50 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well I like your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin'.
There's just one thing, Dude.
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May 15th, 2008 12:12 AM
WanderingDroid
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Re: Re: Re: Re: The Perfect Movie!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
What the **** you talking about?
I dunno if you're joking, serious, or wtf...so to clear things up.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113277/
In that movie Al Pacino plays a detective...Val Kilmer plays the role of a criminal...and Deniro is a pro bank robber. It all takes place in Los Angeles.
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May 15th, 2008 04:35 AM
Strangelove
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I myself found it to be pretty clear that he was joking.
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May 15th, 2008 09:25 AM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Strangelove
I myself found it to be pretty clear that he was joking.
Obviously, WD isn't a golfer.
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May 15th, 2008 06:02 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Obviously, WD isn't a golfer.
The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!
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May 15th, 2008 06:11 PM
Bardock42
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That is a pretty good movie.
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May 15th, 2008 06:14 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!
This isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
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May 15th, 2008 06:18 PM
Mairuzu
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My favorite movies would be every single movie remade... except the main male character is christian bale
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May 15th, 2008 06:19 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
My favorite movies would be every single movie remade... except the main male character is christian bale
1) Bale is a great actor, one of my favorites in fact. But he could NEVER play "The Dude".
2) You're so gay for Bale.
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May 15th, 2008 06:24 PM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
1) Bale is a great actor, one of my favorites in fact. But he could NEVER play "The Dude".
2) You're so gay for Bale.
Yeah, Bale could never pull off such a line like: "Listen, Maude, uh I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but uh I don't see what it has to do with uh . . . do you have any kalhua?"
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May 15th, 2008 06:27 PM
Mairuzu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
1) Bale is a great actor, one of my favorites in fact. But he could NEVER play "The Dude".
2) You're so gay for Bale.
I am pretty gay for bale...
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May 15th, 2008 06:36 PM
Mairuzu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, Bale could never pull off such a line like: "Listen, Maude, uh I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but uh I don't see what it has to do with uh . . . do you have any kalhua?"
of course he could
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