Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Frappuccino Rap-o-chino!
Inspired by cold Starbucks coffee drinks.
Well, my name's Tired Hiker and my ryhmes are the best,
cuz I got a mother effing A on my algebra tests.
Mess with me and you'll die like the rest.
Can't put me down with my bullet proof vests!
Frappuccinos . . . frappuccinos . . . I like them a lot!
I like them with beer and I like them with pot.
Frappuccinos . . . frappuccinos . . . they taste great too.
I just banged your mom and your older sister too!
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I seeth thee in much pain. Take my hand, good Hiker and i shall lead you to the promised land. You simply need to replace your addiction of frappucchinno's with something else. The answer to your replacement addiction shall suit you much better. Buy an iced white Chocolate mocha with one pump of raspberry and one pump of toffee nut with whipped cream. Do this and you shall find heaven
__________________ "If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything" -Twain
(sig by Scythe)