Retard fight. Forrest versus Warren, Mary's retarded brother:
Forrest finds Warren's baseball and refuses to give it back, and it's on.
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Forrest has good reach and we've seen him lay many a straight punch to several faces, but Warren being full-retard has that retard rage and strength. I doubt Forrest could take him down (even with the bat), before Warren pounded him gorilla-style into submission. I'd be different if Forrest was full-tard, but he isn't.
Mhm.....Warren's passion for his baseball is all the edge he needs.
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There's a retard who trains at my gym, I doubt he's taller than 5'3" and probably weighs in at 150, but the retard can power-lift over 500lbs with his retard-might. Most impressive.
I think if Forrest sticks and moves he has a chance, but I am willing to bet Warren gets ahold of him and cornholes dat ass.
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What if Forrest thinks Warren is a threat to Jenny?
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I factored that in the first post when I mentioned his punching skills and power; I don't think they're enough to get past Warren's superior retard-durablilty and the retard-frenzy he'd be in.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gump has weapons training too.... His military training saw to that.... remember his field stripping of that rifle...?
And his retard strength credentials were in order after running backwards and forwards rescuing that platoon... and having the stamina to do all that running. But I agree, that if this is not enough for any reason, then like his Momma, Gump might also die on a Tuesday.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
retard gump saved his entire unit in the midst of some major shelling, even after he was shot in the ass. retard gump also ran around the country.
retard Warren definitely has some retard rage but he sits around the house all day watching MTV. His retard rage will be for nothing after his body is depleted of energy.
Besides, we've never seen Retard Gumps, rage. considering that he is, in fact a retard that means he too possesses retard rage. If retard Gump ever went retarded with Rage it would probably be a Hulk-like sight. Retard Gump dont need to go Retard Rage to beat Warren though.
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Feb 24th, 2009 09:09 PM
Black power?
