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You vs. Colossus
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Grinning Goku
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You vs. Colossus

OK. Here's the scenario. The Setting: March 2009, Our Earth (anywhere you're at.) Colossus is after you. He wants to kill you and he has your current address and knows where you work, hang out and party. You know he's coming and here's what you have at your disposal:


700,000 cash.

Access to 3 armored vehicles.

Access to a trailer with small arms.

10 of the world's best fighters and weapon's experts to act as a security/contingency team.

1 fully armed F16 fighter jet.

You can use some or all of your resources to dispose of Colossus. The question is: Can you under real world conditions with these resources dispatch the Ruskie?


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DeathKap
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I am Colossus lol. He would probly kill me. Not much of that would harm him or protect you.


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Grinning Goku
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I am Colossus lol. He would probly kill me. Not much of that would harm him or protect you.


Come on, now. Those are some decent resources, if you know how to use them.


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cmack
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i cant ride a jet, so only option if i want to keep my head attatched to my body is to skip town, maybe the bahamas would be nice?


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DeathKap
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Come on, now. Those are some decent resources, if you know how to use them.
Only the Money an Jet would help besides the few guys to help.


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Symmetric Chaos
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Come on, now. Those are some decent resources, if you know how to use them.


Decent?

I choose fully equipped F16 to mean it has a B61 nuke as it's bomb payload.

Or load it with Shrike missiles and tear him to bits with a few more shots.


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Enyalus
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Lure him to the freakin' Pacific Ocean. Dude would sink fast...

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KingD19
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Well, he's taken huuuuge amounts of damage, and there has been nothing shown that he can't withstand a nuke or Shrike missiles. Hell, if he wants it over quick, he could just jump out of a plane over your house from about a mile up. The resulting impact leaves a huge crater, and you dead, he gets up, and walks off.

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I would sell the armored vehicles, the weapons trailer, and the fighter jet. Then I'd combine that money with the original $700,000 and pay Chuck Norris to save me from Colossus.

That, or I'd kill sister and bomb his homeland just to **** with him before I die.


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D_Dude1210
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I'd sell everything and pay Jugz to own his ass. big grin

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KingD19
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Juggs would beat him about 9/10, but Colossus is a better fighter, and if he gets past him, he's faster than Juggernaut too. Which means that you're screwed. Although blowing up his home and killing his sister would be about the only thing you could do to hurt him before he ripped you a new...everything.

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Lono, "The Dog"

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Although blowing up his home and killing his sister would be about the only thing you could do to hurt him before he ripped you a new...everything.


Yeah, but it would leave him bitter and broken, and he'd know his actions pushed me to do it. He'd blame himself for the rest of his piss-ass life.

Generic cliche moral of the story? Mindless violence is never the answer, unless it's part of a cartoon or something.


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D_Dude1210
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9/10 chance to live is better than 100% chance of azz-rippage imo. stick out tongue

I'd hire jugz, set up a trap for him to walk into (like leak my location but it's actually a secluded place hundreds of miles away from where I am) and have jugz there waiting to pounce on im. smile

I doubt jugz would mind killing im for me for a cool 10 mill (jets are pricey).

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KingD19
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Juggs might kill him, but you've got to take into consideration Pete's training and resourcefulness. If Juggs lets up even for a second, and Colossus knows he's trying to kill him, he'll say **** it and leave. Plus if Cain knew all the stuff you sold, you would be lucky to get him to show up for 10 mill.

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Juggs might kill him, but you've got to take into consideration Pete's training and resourcefulness. If Juggs lets up even for a second, and Colossus knows he's trying to kill him, he'll say **** it and leave. Plus if Cain knew all the stuff you sold, you would be lucky to get him to show up for 10 mill.


Killing ppl comes natural to him and he was never a big X-man fan. He'd prolly think killing Colossus is just business with a little pleasure mixed in. And how da heck is he gonna find out what I sold?? stick out tongue

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KingD19
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He's the JUGGERNAUT!!! He has ways.

And what I meant was, Colossus has enough strength, mixed with skills to hold his own against Juggs for a while, and once Pete knows he's aiming to take his life, all he has to do is get one good sweep or something to knock him on his ass, then he's out of there. Although there is a good chance of Cain getting the kill. But I wonder what would happen if you couldn't use Juggy?

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Dum Dum Dugan
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cain would beat colossus every single time..........

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I just lure colossus to the center of the ocean and blow up the ship he on

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KingD19
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I keep saying Cain wins in a fight, but if Colossus knew he was trying to kill him, he would make with a strategic retreat.

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SamZED
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I don't need all the things you've listed above (except 700,000$ that i DO need) I have the most powerful weapon of all to deal with Colossus - I know russian, Ill talk him out of killing me. big grin


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