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The Red Baron vs. 300
Red Baron (a.k.a Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen) was German fighter ace (meaning, an elite pilot fighting for the air service) during World War I (1914-1918) and had a record of shooting down 80 planes in four years making him the greatest of All WWI aces.
He can shoot down with two heavy 7.95 mm Spandau guns at the SPARTAAAANSS!!!
Now before anyone closes this thread I'd like to remind you that Der Rote Baron (2008) is a German movie featuring von Richthofen as the primary character and not only this but others also featured him.
The Red Baron's aircraft (at the center of the 3 airplanes in the pic)
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Apr 27th, 2009 04:12 PM
XanatosForever
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Umm...this is spite.
The 300 have no way of reaching the Baron.
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Apr 27th, 2009 04:14 PM
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Baron comes in for a sweep, guns blazing, takes out many a Spartan. Before he's able to pull up and out for a second run, a spear comes sailing and skewers him through the mouth, he crashes and burns. /the end
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Apr 27th, 2009 05:15 PM
XanatosForever
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Baron comes in for a sweep, guns blazing, takes out many a Spartan. Before he's able to pull up and out for a second run, a spear comes sailing and skewers him through the mouth, he crashes and burns. /the end
Too good.
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Apr 27th, 2009 05:39 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by XanatosForever
Too good.
Those triplanes had a max speed of about 110mph in ideal conditions, it's no F22.
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Apr 27th, 2009 05:50 PM
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Mhm....one spear and thats all she wrote.
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Apr 27th, 2009 06:24 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Can the Red Baron do the predator thing, detonating a small nuclear explosive on his arm, when defeated...?
'Cause that blast might just take out those pesky spartans.
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Apr 27th, 2009 06:32 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Can the Red Baron do the predator thing, detonating a small nuclear explosive on his arm, when defeated...?
'Cause that blast might just take out those pesky spartans.
I don't think that technology existed back then.
Actually...I don't think that technology exists today.
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Apr 27th, 2009 06:36 PM
Robtard
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't think that technology existed back then.
Actually...I don't think that technology exists today.
There are [supposed] suitcase nukes, basically a scaled down nuclear weapon, capable of destroying a few city blocks.
Really isn't beyond reason.
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Apr 27th, 2009 06:43 PM
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Red Baron buys them all pizza. Then Snoopy swoops in on his dog house and pwns them all.
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Apr 27th, 2009 06:44 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Red Baron buys them all pizza. Then Snoopy swoops in on his dog house and pwns them all.
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Apr 27th, 2009 07:13 PM
Trackz
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red baron easily
Apr 27th, 2009 11:34 PM
Sadako of Girth
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The altitude advantage does also present the Red Baron with the opportunity to poop onto the Spartans, also.
In their eyes and everything.
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Apr 27th, 2009 11:52 PM
Robtard
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He could try a poop maneuver, but those shields protect them from a massive blanket of arrows, so I image the poop protection is second to none.
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Apr 27th, 2009 11:56 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Well....he IS German.
Could be a lot of incoming for them to deal with.
And what if its cold and the poop freezes at its terminal velocity...?
Might crack skulls and stuff.
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Apr 27th, 2009 11:58 PM
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