Realistically, Chewbacca wins 2, loses 1 and wtf 3.
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Fools. It is obvious the Ewok would win. Here is the reason. First, the Ewok has the unnatural ability to be unable to get shot. Every blaster bolt misses them. Second there are only three ways to kill an Ewok. First the Perilous laughing spell second getting blasted by a blaster canon, however, the ewoks natural resistance to blster bolts works somewhat on blaster canons causing them to almost always miss and in the rare accurance it does hit an ewok there is a 50% chance the Ewok lives as we see in RotJ. Finally you can drop really big rocks on them.
Another reason Ewoks would win is due to their unnatural strength. They can kill a full grown and armoured man simply bi hitting him several times with a stick. Or by trowing a single small stone at him.
How Ewoks aquired these powers is unknown. But it is belived they are descended from Simon
Wow we're going by BF2? Chewbacca can take 50 shots and still stay standing. Oh, Tuskens OWN Jawas. A Tusken in TPM took out a podracer from a good 350 ft.
Ewoks are the only ones who stand a chance because I heard Chewbacca takes quadruple damage from tribal spears and sharp rocks.
As for 3, ESB Yoda could use the force to enhance his spits into force spit hurls, so yeah Yoda PWNS.
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Jul 4th, 2009 02:33 AM
FER TEA!!
