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Pimped-Up Batman Vs. Spider-Man

Joker has captured Spider-man and Batman. Spider-man is told to give Batman a serious beating or else Mary Jane is history. Just for the fun of it, Joker has taken all the weapons Batman has and his suit and replaced it with following:

NOTE: Batman gets no preparation time. Joker is like "Ok, fight this guy Batman! Why so serious?" and he says it really fast. Like in 0.9ms ...

Helmet Of Thor
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Visor Of Cyclops
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Cape Of Superman
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Belt Of Hercules
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Shirt/Jacket Of Captain America
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Pants Of Hulk
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Boots Of Flash
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Walking Stick Of Daredevil
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Can Spider-man save Mary Jane by beating armed-to-tip-to-toe Batman or is she doomed?

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Spider-man forces Bruce to eat all of those items.

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What the hell is any of that going to help in a fight?

Except for DD's Billy Club/Cap's armor...

Batman still wins though.

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That felt like rewatching Batman & Robin when they geared up.

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quote: (post)
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That felt like rewatching Batman & Robin when they geared up.

but spidey gets a bat-bitchslap

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even without prep Batman will use his vast knowledge to outsmart Spiderman

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Bats takes down Spidey who is stunned from laughing...
Then the Hulk, Thor, Supes and the rest beat the crap out of Bruce for stealing their clothes.. wich was Joker`s plan all along.

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quote: (post)
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Bats takes down Spidey who is stunned from laughing...
Then the Hulk, Thor, Supes and the rest beat the crap out of Bruce for stealing their clothes.. wich was Joker`s plan all along.

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What the hell is any of that going to help in a fight?

Except for DD's Billy Club/Cap's armor...

Batman still wins though.

Hulk's pants are virtually indestructible.

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even without prep Batman will use his vast knowledge to outsmart Spiderman

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Spidey.

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This thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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batman loses thats a huge fashion faux pau

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Spider-Man wins. Batman has bigger feet than Flash so the shoes would really hurt his mobility, Thor's helm would likely be falling over his eyes, and anyone who has seen the Increadibles can tell you the dangers of wearing a cape.

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spidey 10/10

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Spider-Man wins. Batman has bigger feet than Flash so the shoes would really hurt his mobility, Thor's helm would likely be falling over his eyes, and anyone who has seen the Increadibles can tell you the dangers of wearing a cape.

But Batman already wears a cape. reading

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Spider-Man wins. Batman has bigger feet than Flash so the shoes would really hurt his mobility, Thor's helm would likely be falling over his eyes, and anyone who has seen the Increadibles can tell you the dangers of wearing a cape.

Yea but there are no jets or tornadoes or even revolving doors (like got Dollar Bill in Watchmen) here are there?

Sep 6th, 2009 09:05 PM

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see this is the crap that makes me laugh batman basically has armor and a stick and everyone says batman can win but when it comes to him having full gear everyone said batman couldn't take rhino who gets beat by spiderman all the time hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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