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Rogue Jedi
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Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
Ma Boggs versus Jack Colt and Wes Luger...
Ma Boggs, "Every Which way but Loose", versus Jack Colt and Wes Luger, "Loaded Weapon 1."
Jack and Wes are trying to serve a warrant on Philo Beddoe, they approach Ma Boggs as she sits on her porch. Ma thinks they stole her Oreos, so she pulls her shotgun and starts blasting. Do Jack and Wes have a chance?
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Sep 8th, 2009 11:08 PM |
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Tattoos N Scars
Modern Day Drifter
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I think Ma wins....those shotgun blasts were blowin' up that Biker gangs bikes..lol. They were pussies anyway...but still...lol.
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Sep 8th, 2009 11:14 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Pretty sure Jack and Wes can attain cover first, but the fact remains that Ma is pwnage with a guage.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Sep 8th, 2009 11:19 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
 Gender: Male
Location: McClane's Right one |
Clyde swings down from the ceiling and in one speedy orangumovement, decapitating Wes...
Ma uses this surprise moment to level her [strike]cannon[strike] shotgun get a bead on Jack, squeezes the trigger, and Jack's chest explodes out of his back....
........and Clyde smears Orangupoop into the corpse's blank staring eyes and slaps it's face.
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Sep 9th, 2009 11:47 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
Clyde is not home.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Sep 9th, 2009 01:14 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
Gender: Male
Location: McClane's Right one |
Then she does all above, herself.
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Sep 9th, 2009 02:23 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
I tried youtubing the scene where she pwns the widows, couldnt find it.
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