John McClane and Ash VS Dog Soldiers and (DAWN REMAKE) Zombies
It's the end of the goddamned world...,again. Zombies have risen from the grave to feast upon everyones gooey innards. McClane was en route to enjoy a beautiful vacation at some great resort someplace. His flight was cancelled during the End of World. As he McClaned his way through the endless dead he finds himself retreating closer and closer to the mountains. Eventually he comes upon an isolated cabin. There are no Zombies here, yet as he nears the door another badass from another movie and genre pulls him inside and locks the door behind him. After all is explained. Zombies ensue to reign down on the cabin along with five big ass werewolves.
John and Ash both have dual berettas and 60 clips between them. Ash has has his boomstick and 200 shells. HE also has a chainsaw and two tanks of gas. He has no use of his super metal arm. McClane also has on himself an AR-15 (standard military assault rifle) with 20 clips, a grenade, a flare and a pair of nunchucks.
There are an endless amount of zombies but at the moment there are only around 80 tearing to get inside. The cabin has been fortified with steel shutters and barbed wire. The only silver is in Ash's toolshed. In Ash's toolshed he has six silver bullets and a big ass gun to use them. The shed is 100 feet away from the cabin.
Ash and McClane have until dawn to slay five Werewolves (from Dog Soldiers). Can they do it?
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The zombies are easy, but the werewolves are debatable. I just think if the twerps in Dog Soldiers(good movie) lasted as long as they did the two we've got here out to be able to handle it.
True, they can run, and have shown the ability to follow you for awhile, but they are ultimately brain-dead.
For that reason i consider them as less of a threat than the werewolves. Since they had automatic weapons loaded into their face and came back within a few hours or less for more.
Ash has more experience than McClane in these kind of fights, so it's safe to say he can handle himself, but McClane is just more..... professional. He's the guy that, for lack of better term, gets sh*t done. Armed with those weapons, in a cabin as well fortified as that, with a grenade in case things get sour, i see them pulling it off.
Though as i said, the werewolves will be tricky shits. And i won't argue the point if someone things they overwhelm the duo.
Going by your set-up and rules, they both die in very brutal fashion. Endless zombies? One grenade? Nunchaku? Really? You gave them some good boomsticks, but hardly enough ammo. Endless zombies from the evil dead series is way too much. But one thing is for sure. They'd both go out in blaze of glory. Yipee ky aye muthafukas'!
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Ok. I see that these are Dawn OTD zombies. Still if there are an infinite amount of them, what the heck will John and Ash do? It's pretty much hopeless. And the Werewolves are the icing on the cake.
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They shoot guns and make a whole lot of stuff dead with beautiful accuracy. I don't know what the problem is here. I think Ash and McClane can get a dead walk going on...,matrix style. i think the cat's in the bag.
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Just kill all the zombies first, then open one door and get ready. Have McClane sing a song or something to lure them in. Dog Soldiers being the bitches that they are, probably can't help themselves thinking they will pwn some humans only to receive some hot lead in their faces.
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