You have just witnessed a murder to a bloody crime and are in police custody. You must travel cross-country to your court destination. A T-800 class Terminator has been assigned to protect you. The government gives you every option of transportation in the book. The T-800 advises you pick from the following choices.
Road
*Batman driving the Tumbler.
*Optimus Prime
*K.I.T.T.
*John McClane driving an armored SUV.
*Frank Martin driving his Audi A8.
Air
*Starscream (Jet mode has been modified to fit two passengers)
*Hancock carrying you.
*Fantasticar piloted by Reed Richards.
*X-Jet piloted by Storm.
*Blackout
Sea
*Captain Nemo's piloting his escape pod.
*I will accept nominations for the Sea portion but ships must be small. No aircraft carriers, submarine battleship, ect.
The Terminator and you are the passengers. Neither of you are allowed to drive. The pilot of your vehicle/transportation must move you at all times. When under attack you and your team may defend yourself and protect you by whatever means.
.......................................... You will encounter the following along the way
*If you go by road, cars, trucks, and helicopters will try and bring you down.
*If you go by air gunships and fighter jets will be gunning for you. When you are flying low.
*Traffic, Hunger, Bathroom breaks, and other travel problems.
Things to Consider
*Now you won't attacked the entire trip but a good part of it.
*You won't be attacked when refilling gas or fuel.
*If say heavy equipment attacks you while a Transformer is moving you they will have to stop and transform and combat the threat. Meaning Starscream will have to hold you while in air. The tradeoff is if you go by air you should reach your destination faster.
*Consider your health, comfort, safety, speed, and entertainment.
*What would a Terminator be without a small arsenal. You have a means of defense if your transport stops.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Megatron by sea? But his pewpy circuits will get all wet and pewpy.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
I said McClane and you would be killed. Hancock would be totally uncomfortable. He'd have one arm carrying you and the other carrying the T-800 for hours WHILE fighting fighter jets and helicopters.
Hancock? Well, can outrun any chopper, and jets? Stay low to the ground as much as possible, they can't get a lock on him as easily that way. Flee, not fight.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Just tie/strap/tape with duct tape yourself to Hancock's back or underside and you'd be fine.
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Why not? Much easier for Hancock to defend you rather than the others, they can be shot down, he can't. He can shield you from any and all attacks, they can't. Plus he is far more manueverable than any jet.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
The Transporter: The best driver on this list. Most maneuverable. The fastest, and the most experienced, this is what he does best.
* Batman's tumbler is not very durable when it comes to rockets.
* Optimus Prime is too big and probably not very fast/maneuverable.
* KITT - No idea what this is.
* McClane - No comment. Will probably certainly lose the SUV because he ran out of bullets or something.
AIR
Fantasticar: Most exposed, probably the slowest. But the most reliable and trustworthy person on the list. This is one guy you can trust your life with.
* Blackout - No real reason to choose this when you have Starscream.
* Starscream - A very good Choice, can't really fault it.
* Hancock, very fast and maneuverable. Could probably handle problems when carrying you too. But his record shows he is negligent... Wouldn't really trust him, even though he seems reformed by the end of the film.
* X Jet - Not bad, but I don't find it appealing for some reason. Maybe because of that scene in X2 in which they were helpless once they got hit.
SEA
Star Wars Ep I Underwater Craft - Just cause I could think of soemthing else..
Changed my mind on the first, gonna go with the Transporter.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
KMC Community Forums
Jul 27th, 2009 01:02 AM
Even with McClane's jobber aura he'd be killed I think.
'Tis the man's profession.
Knight Rider.
