For the entertainment of Poggle the Lesser, An exact replica of Shaquille O'neal, and an Exact replica of an average North American Black Bear are cloned and placed in combat.
Shaquille oneal is given Spiked Knuckles from Grand Theft Auto. A knockout counts as a kill.
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TJ, I think I'm pretty safe with my black bear pick. Shaq won't have reach on him the way that russian guy with a stick did, and if he tries to grapple (to evade the claws) then there are teeth to deal with.
Even a peak human is no match for a bear without improvising weapons.
Truejedi, this is a blatant disregard for the rules that I set for the forum. You know full well that it is not allowed and yet you are trying to make it so. Don't make threads like this. Official warning for you.
Red Nemesis, you get an unofficial warning for telling Lance that he's a troll for supporting my rules. This is not at all how the forum works, and Lance pointed it out by using my rules.
Closed. I don't want to see this again.
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Last edited by REXXXX on May 12th, 2010 at 05:04 AM