Happy Gilmore is putting on the 12th hole of the U.S. open, and he hears some fool babbling about alligator teeth. Looking over, he sees The Waterboy, and tells him to STFU. The Waterboy says "But momma says alligators have too many teeth."
Happy says "Your mother is a stupid whore!!!"
The Waterboy goes ape shit and charges Gilmore, and the fight is on.
Who wins?
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But he got pwned. Waterboy is in rage mode, mind you.
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happy got his ass kicked by his boss at the begining of the movie the one with the needle in his head. waterboy would take gilmore's boss down if he made fun of his mamma.
Bobby's a charger, and while he's shown some outrageous feats while enraged, they've all been one-shot events. He has not one single decent showing of a lasting battle. If the waterboy manages to get the drop on Happy, then he can probably win, but if not Happy will take him down.
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makes sense there. if happy throws the 1st punch he would win for sure. but if happy is just standing there making fun of waterboys mamma happy goes down.
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