Snafu the Great
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Outrun the 2012 LA Quake!
If any of you have seen 2012, then you are pretty familiar with the scene where Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) retrieves his family and outrun a freakin' earthquake which sends most of California into the Pacific.
And in a limo, of all things.
So let's turn up the stakes. Five drivers, starting from where Jackson picked up his family, through the crumbling city, to the finish line which is Santa Monica Airport, each in their respective cars.
The drivers are:
1. Kim Mathis (Tracie Thorns - Death Proof)
2. Darius Stone (Ice Cube - XXX: State of the Union)
3. Frank Martin (Jason Statham - Transporter)
4. Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker - Fast and Furious)
5. Bo and Derek Luke (Johnny Knoxville and Sean William Scott - Dukes of Hazzard)
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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