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Zoolander versus Forrest Gump....
Zoolander is walking along one day, and he runs into Forrest Gump.
Zoolander tries to walk around him, but stops in his tracks when Forrest says "Momma says you got just one look."
Zoolander turns and says "Did you say something about my eugoogly?"
Forrest says "Momma says you cant turn left."
Zoolander is enraged. Off in the shadows, Mugatu is holding a boom box, and he cranks up the volume on "Relax", by Frankie of Hollywood.
Zoolander goes into ninja mode and charges Forrest. Forrest thinks Zoolander touched Jenny's bewb, so he goes into retard rage and charges Zoolander.
Who wins?
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Dec 2nd, 2009 10:41 PM
FER TEA!!
