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Survive Pandora's Temple!
Four brave souls (or victims) meet in front of the Temple of Pandora. The people in question are:
1. Link
2. Akuma
3. Bayonetta
4. Ryu Hayabusa
Your objective is simple. Retrieve Pandora's Box...if you can survive, that is.
Who will take the ultimate prize...and keep their sanity?
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
Ryu and Bayonetta speed blitz to the box. Akuma punches through the walls. Link solves every puzzle faster and more accurately than Kratos ever wishes he could, then breaks the wall, and grabs the Box faster than even Bayonetta and Ryu can.
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Everyone clears it, then rushes to the lunch truck to fight for elbow space to eat their burritos on. Bayonetta gets ripped off by 2 cents on her taco salad she bought though, I know, I was there. At first, I was like, aahhh sheeeiiit, but then I took a sip of my soda and everything was ok. I like food.
Seriously, I couldn't see why neither would make it out alive unless they're having a race or a fight to it. In that case, Bayonetta gets to the end first and kills them all by using Pandora's Box.
I think it is in fact a race. They all meet up in front of the temple. I doubt the whole temple is reset each time for 3 of them.
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If it is a race, link puts on the Pegasus Boots, charges up, and just barrels through the walls until he reaches the box, leaving the rest of them behind to try and clear through the rubble.
__________________ -"My internet is currently so bad I'm time traveling. Don't worry about it."
-"You have the best problems, Scenario. You really do. haermm"
He can't just barrel through walls to reach the box. He has to make it to the upper levels first (easy enough if he breaks down the doors) and then get past the cliffs. Then he's free to break down whatever he wants with that thick head of his.
Also, I doubt he barrels through some walls in dungeons. Game mechanics or no, breaking down walls shouldn't be allowed here, srsly.
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
Everyone arrives at the door of the temple. When Akuma, Ryu and Bayonetta see that Link is there, they walk home muttering about how Snafu is a jerk for spiting them.
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Apr 6th, 2010 02:42 AM
