First scenario: YuLaw and Gabe Law are partners. They are searching the multiverse for worthy opponents. They learn of the world form the movie "Kung Fu Hustle."
They study the four masters (Sing, The Beast, the Landlord and the Landlady) and decide to go to their world and challenge them.
Upon arrival, the Laws see Sing meditating in the courtyard of Pig Sty alley. The Landlord and Landlady are nearby, as is the Beast, and the three see the Laws challenging Sing, so they decide to join in.
Can the Laws take the four masters?
Second scenario: Same as scenario one, but the Laws fight Sing and the Beast first, then the landlord and the Landlady.
Third scenario: They fight them in three fights. First Beast, then Sing, then the Landlord and the Landlady.
All fighters are at full strength. The battle takes place in the courtyard of Pig Sty alley at noon.
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I forget, how many men had YuLaw killed by the time he got to Gabe?
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I looked it up. YuLaw had killed 123 versions of himself before going after Gabe. With the strength of his victims being divided between himself and Gabe, that gives YuLaw and Gabe each the strength/speed of roughly 62 men. None of the KFH masters showed strength remotely close to that. Speed is comparable at best, it's a close call. But YuLaw did dodge bullets.
I'd say they clear.
Beast did say "In kung fu, speed decides the winner." Being close in speed, it comes down to strength, which the Laws have in spades over the KFH masters.
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Beast caught a bullet between his fingers that he fired from like 1 inch away.
And yeah they were supposedly that strong, but not every Gabe/YuLaw was a fighter, martial artists, and the biggest strength feat was picking up motorcycles, and kicking over a light pole.
Beast was tearing through buildings.
Sing stomped peoples feet flat and kicked them hundreds of feet through and straight up into the air. He was also strong enough to kick chunks of concrete clean across the alley and into a building.
Sing would be their end, but against Beast and the others, they clear IMO.
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Never mind, I just watched some of KFH again. Beast and Sing would surely end them.
Landlady would too with the Lions roar, but they wouldn't be fool enough to get caught in it's blast. Landlord would be no problem.
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The scene that convinced me on Beast is when he raises his leg and smashes the floor in the club.
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So I think now that the Laws take the Landlady and the Landlord, and, if they are on top of their game, MAYBE Beast, but no way they take Sing.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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