WanderingDroid
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Oompa loompas vs Hobbits!
Willy drops the Loompas to hire Hobbits for his Chocolate factory.
Union strikes break out! Fights everywhere and blood in the streets.
Who wins?
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Apr 27th, 2010 02:53 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Awesome thread. Will have to say Oopma Loompas for now at first thought.
They'd smash hobbit's skulls in, in violently synchronised strikes, all the time singing seemingly benign but totally creepy songs.
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Apr 27th, 2010 04:08 PM
WanderingDroid
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I was going to throw in Ewoks as well, but then I figure they're too primitive and have no knowledge of industrial production.
Might have to go with Jawas next time.
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Apr 27th, 2010 04:21 PM
KingD19
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Hobbits, they were actually shown to be proficient in combat.
Apr 27th, 2010 06:58 PM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Hobbits, they were actually shown to be proficient in combat.
That was my logic. They weren't that bad, either. Hobbits are also strong for their size, if I recall.
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Apr 27th, 2010 07:12 PM
BruceSkywalker
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just give them all a golden ticket and everyone is happy and have gene wilder and not johnny depp sing
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Apr 27th, 2010 07:35 PM
KingD19
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
That was my logic. They weren't that bad, either. Hobbits are also strong for their size, if I recall.
Yeah, when they wanted to fight, they could get it on.
Apr 27th, 2010 07:37 PM
WanderingDroid
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Well, I would say Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry were the only hobbits doing the fight. So those would be their champions.
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Apr 27th, 2010 08:50 PM
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Apr 27th, 2010 09:42 PM
BruceSkywalker
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nemesis X
I see what you did there
yep
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Apr 28th, 2010 12:07 AM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Well, I would say Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry were the only hobbits doing the fight. So those would be their champions.
Yeah but they were crap at it.
The only time one got good was in Return of the king.
Frodo was awesome at getting stabbed a lot and poisoned.
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Apr 28th, 2010 06:29 AM
Rogue Jedi
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That's like "Yeah, you beat the shit outta his fist with your face!!!"
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Apr 28th, 2010 06:35 AM
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If people think about it...in the end the real hero was Gollum, he was the one who technically threw the ring into the lava...a long with himself of course and un-intentionally but still
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Apr 28th, 2010 06:37 AM
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LOTR was gay, start to finish. Epic gayness.
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Apr 28th, 2010 06:38 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Maybe the end...
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Apr 28th, 2010 07:10 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Nah, the whole thing. I want my money back.
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Apr 28th, 2010 07:18 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Get it then.
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Apr 28th, 2010 07:24 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Sure, I'll go to hollywood video tomorrow and do just that
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Apr 28th, 2010 07:26 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Then why say it.....?
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Apr 28th, 2010 07:27 AM
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