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Hit Girl versus Kill Bill...
This is basically the storyline to the Kill Bill movies, with a twist.
Hit Girl is in the place of Black Mamba. The Viper assassination squad (Black Mamba included, she never left the squad) are the ones responsible for Big Daddy's death, not D'Amico's goons. Hit Girl is hell bent on revenge. She decides to hunt them down and take them out, one at a time.
She decides to hunt them down in this order:
1. Vernita Green.
2. Bud
3. Elle
4. GoGo Yubari
5. O-Ren Ishii
6. Bill
7. Black Mamba
Hit Girl can hunt them down the same way Black Mamba did, or she can choose other methods. For example, Hit Girl doesn't exactly have to track O-Ren down to the nightclub where Black Mamba pwned the 88, Hit Girl can choose to wait until O-Ren is alone and kill her.
Does Hit Girl get her revenge? She has access to all her blades, all her guns, all her gear from Kick Ass.
One thing: If Hit Girl has Black Mamba at gunpoint and all Black Mamba has is a sword, Hit Girl will dump the gun and go blade to blade. On the other hand, if someone pulls a gun, HG will use her guns. Against the crazy 88 (IF Hit Girl chooses to face them, I never understood why Mamba did), she'll no doubt use all her gear.
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Aug 17th, 2010 05:42 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Why what?
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Aug 17th, 2010 05:44 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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I don't "like her so much", she's just a well rounded combatant.
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Aug 17th, 2010 06:07 PM |
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Because she is the man 
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Aug 17th, 2010 07:25 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Uh, pretty sure she's a chick.
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Aug 17th, 2010 10:25 PM |
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NemeBro
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She's a little girl sicko. 
But she probably wins this thread.
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Aug 17th, 2010 11:40 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Black Mamba will be a challenge for her, but she cakewalks the rest.
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Aug 17th, 2010 11:41 PM |
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Impediment
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Bill had 10 seconds of screen fighting.
He shouldn't even be on this list.
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Aug 17th, 2010 11:42 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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I know, but he was the boss, so had to put him in.
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Aug 17th, 2010 11:47 PM |
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NemeBro
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Bill only has implied crap.
He survived a fist fight with Pai Mei or whatever that douche's name was. That is impressive I guess. 
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Aug 17th, 2010 11:49 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Prolly Pai Mei just taught him a lesson, like a child.
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Aug 18th, 2010 12:02 AM |
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jinXed by JaNx
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I've never seen Hit-Girl take on an enemy that is on the same level as anyone from the, Kill Bill universe. Although, i suppose if she is using guns and her opponents are using only swords or other melee weapons, then yeah, she wins.
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