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Jason Voorhees vs the Ewoks

Jason X has somehow found his way on the woodland planet of Endor. As he stumbles towards the Ewok Village with machete in hand, the Ewok's think he's a Stormtrooper and want him DEAD DEAD DEAD. Who wins?

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Ewoks...drop enough heavy rocks on him, and he'll be stuck.

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Without prep, they're ****ed. If they get prep, they build the various rock and log traps; Jason's ****ed.


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Ewoks w/o prep = effed.

Ewoks with prep = win.


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poor poor ewoks...


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poor poor ewoks...
I've never heard someone be sympathetic for Ewoks before.

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Why the hell does it have to be Jason X? Why not regular Jason. He is already at a tremendous advantage against em normally.

Either way the Ewoks win with or without prep. There's just to many of them.


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Do you guys remember Caravan of Courage?

That magical lake the kid got caught in would seal Jason's fate!


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Why the hell does it have to be Jason X? Why not regular Jason. He is already at a tremendous advantage against em normally.

Either way the Ewoks win with or without prep. There's just to many of them.
Because Jason X was the only one that was on a spaceship that would be able to get to the ewoks planet.


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Because Jason X was the only one that was on a spaceship that would be able to get to the ewoks planet.


But that was a long time ago....a place far far away.

And Jason X was based in the future.

The Ewoks waste him with magic and traps.


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Ewoks may be as gay as the Twilight vampires but they can still take on an army of At-st walkers...,so, they win.


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But that was a long time ago....a place far far away.

And Jason X was based in the future.

The Ewoks waste him with magic and traps.



Ewoks eventually evolved into Predators.


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Originally posted by Impediment
Ewoks w/o prep = effed.

Ewoks with prep = win.


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