Dr Will Hatch
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Jason Voorhees vs the Ewoks
Jason X has somehow found his way on the woodland planet of Endor. As he stumbles towards the Ewok Village with machete in hand, the Ewok's think he's a Stormtrooper and want him DEAD DEAD DEAD. Who wins?
Aug 16th, 2010 11:12 PM
Rogue Jedi
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Aug 16th, 2010 11:13 PM
KingD19
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Ewoks...drop enough heavy rocks on him, and he'll be stuck.
Aug 16th, 2010 11:14 PM
Robtard
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Without prep, they're ****ed. If they get prep, they build the various rock and log traps; Jason's ****ed.
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Aug 16th, 2010 11:21 PM
Rogue Jedi
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Mhm.
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Aug 16th, 2010 11:22 PM
Impediment
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Ewoks w/o prep = effed.
Ewoks with prep = win.
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Aug 16th, 2010 11:29 PM
BruceSkywalker
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poor poor ewoks...
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Aug 16th, 2010 11:49 PM
Dr Will Hatch
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
poor poor ewoks...
I've never heard someone be sympathetic for Ewoks before.
Aug 16th, 2010 11:50 PM
Kaibs
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Why the hell does it have to be Jason X? Why not regular Jason. He is already at a tremendous advantage against em normally.
Either way the Ewoks win with or without prep. There's just to many of them.
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Aug 17th, 2010 01:50 AM
the ninjak
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Do you guys remember Caravan of Courage?
That magical lake the kid got caught in would seal Jason's fate!
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Aug 17th, 2010 02:24 AM
Mairuzu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kaibs
Why the hell does it have to be Jason X? Why not regular Jason. He is already at a tremendous advantage against em normally.
Either way the Ewoks win with or without prep. There's just to many of them.
Because Jason X was the only one that was on a spaceship that would be able to get to the ewoks planet.
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Aug 17th, 2010 03:28 PM
the ninjak
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
Because Jason X was the only one that was on a spaceship that would be able to get to the ewoks planet.
But that was a long time ago....a place far far away.
And Jason X was based in the future.
The Ewoks waste him with magic and traps.
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Aug 18th, 2010 06:16 PM
Mairuzu
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Black holes.
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Aug 18th, 2010 06:17 PM
jinXed by JaNx
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Ewoks may be as gay as the Twilight vampires but they can still take on an army of At-st walkers...,so, they win.
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Aug 18th, 2010 11:48 PM
Tattoos N Scars
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by the ninjak
But that was a long time ago....a place far far away.
And Jason X was based in the future.
The Ewoks waste him with magic and traps.
Ewoks eventually evolved into Predators.
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Aug 19th, 2010 01:40 AM
Squirrel Fart
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
Ewoks w/o prep = effed.
Ewoks with prep = win.
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Aug 19th, 2010 01:42 AM
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