janus77
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superhero watersports ...
inspired by sheer boredom and no new episodes of True Blood to download...
Superman, Hulk, Surfer, Thor, Mr. Fantastic and Wolverine line up with their backs against a wall. Storm flies across the sky, 30,000ft up.
using only their bodily fluids and wind, who amongst them could possibly knock her out of the sky. power, aim and reach ... no flying, but stretching is fair game.
second, who can reach the highest.
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:16 PM
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thor makes a tornado where storm is at. not sure Reed can stretch that far
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:18 PM
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What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something.
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:20 PM
janus77
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by amnesia
What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something.
telescopic vision, super-bladder and good timing ...
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:21 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by amnesia
What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something.
heat vision
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:22 PM
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what if flash is against the wall and he makes a tornado with his arm ? is that acceptable ?
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:23 PM
janus77
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nope, just innate bodily-wind... they can't manipulate the weather.
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:24 PM
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let reed have a device to use to borrow hulks strength and stretch far as he can then thunder claps
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:26 PM
janus77
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by chomperx9
let reed have a device to use to borrow hulks strength and stretch far as he can then thunder claps
no
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:27 PM
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Superman, his blood was once able to crack a dagger after he "threw" it against it.
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:28 PM
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i thought this was gonna be some water sport olympic event between the characters ? like silver surfer vs superman wakeboarding contest who can do the coolest stunts in one minute
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:30 PM
janus77
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by chomperx9
i thought this was gonna be some water sport olympic event between the characters ? like silver surfer vs superman wakeboarding contest who can do the coolest stunts in one minute
no, this is a manifestation of the corrupting power of internet porn and procrastination.
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:32 PM
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Ummmm....Wonder Woman and Power Girl pissing on each other.
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:34 PM
janus77
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WW's braces would deflect PG's stream, so WW ftw, imo.
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:36 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Nuul
Ummmm....Woman Woman and Power Girl pissing on each other.
Woman Woman
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Sep 2nd, 2010 11:39 PM
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Superman wins by superfart
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mshinu
Superman wins by superfart
you mean superburp. Supermans ass is up against the wall
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Sep 3rd, 2010 06:56 AM
Mshinu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by chomperx9
you mean superburp. Supermans ass is up against the wall
Damn forgot about that. Perhaps an omnidirectional superfart?
Or the good old supah sneeze.
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Sep 3rd, 2010 06:59 AM
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If only PC Superman was here his sneeze would win, no contest.
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