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Barf superhero watersports ...

inspired by sheer boredom and no new episodes of True Blood to download...

Superman, Hulk, Surfer, Thor, Mr. Fantastic and Wolverine line up with their backs against a wall. Storm flies across the sky, 30,000ft up.

using only their bodily fluids and wind, who amongst them could possibly knock her out of the sky. power, aim and reach ... no flying, but stretching is fair game.

second, who can reach the highest.


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thor makes a tornado where storm is at. not sure Reed can stretch that far


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What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something.


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What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something.

telescopic vision, super-bladder and good timing ...


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What is superman supposed to do? Jump? I guess surfer could like do something.
heat vision


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what if flash is against the wall and he makes a tornado with his arm ? is that acceptable ?


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nope, just innate bodily-wind... they can't manipulate the weather.


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let reed have a device to use to borrow hulks strength and stretch far as he can then thunder claps


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let reed have a device to use to borrow hulks strength and stretch far as he can then thunder claps

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Superman, his blood was once able to crack a dagger after he "threw" it against it.


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i thought this was gonna be some water sport olympic event between the characters ? like silver surfer vs superman wakeboarding contest who can do the coolest stunts in one minute


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i thought this was gonna be some water sport olympic event between the characters ? like silver surfer vs superman wakeboarding contest who can do the coolest stunts in one minute

no, this is a manifestation of the corrupting power of internet porn and procrastination.


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Ummmm....Wonder Woman and Power Girl pissing on each other.


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WW's braces would deflect PG's stream, so WW ftw, imo.


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Ummmm....Woman Woman and Power Girl pissing on each other.
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Superman wins by superfart


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Superman wins by superfart
you mean superburp. Supermans ass is up against the wall


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you mean superburp. Supermans ass is up against the wall


Damn forgot about that. Perhaps an omnidirectional superfart?

Or the good old supah sneeze.


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If only PC Superman was here his sneeze would win, no contest.


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