Superman has been arrested since the DCU has passed their own meta human registration act and have finally charged SM with countless charges of public brawling, destruction and even once for world domination and violation of nation sovereignty and theft of nuclear weapons...
life sentence in the microverse prison fortress...... the prison has magic/gene nullification/ as well as artificial red light radiation and finally nanites in the blood stream and psi manipulation power suppression...
who wins these scenarios?
1. Superman will be sharing a cell with Robert Bruce Banner(no reason to explain why he is their banner's mind can still be altered just not his body).... fight for top bunk and liberty of using the toilet.
2. Cat walk privileges outside his Cell must prove he isnt a punk and not to be messed with.. fresh fish fight faces Carl Creel...
3. Shower fight Supes refuses to pick up the soup will fight Kingpin, Lex Luther....
4. Chow line fight superman accidentally bumps into Batroc the Leaper having batroc drop his lunch tray.
5. Hercules is told about the greatest most famous hero in the prison yard and is goaded into a fight with Superman planned by a shoving and elbowing superman during a basket ball game to force him to fight...(Herc is in jail for 6 months with good behavior for public intoxication, indecency and soliciting sex, sexual harassment)....
6. Superman is removed from the general population main cell block to a less violate cell block for his protection.. he is given a new cell his cellmate is a drug addict one time vigilante Marc Spectre. again supe must fight for the right to use the toilet and top bunk... Marc hallucinating will try to kill Superman periodically at night..
7. Superman will have a corrupt guard who will try to beat him any chance he gets his name is Jim Harper (a clone body & memories)
8. Fight in the Library for use of the computer.. Tony Stark (conspiracy & theft of government files, espionage, tax evasion, kidnapping).
9. fight in the visiting room Lois Lane comes to visit and superman.. Starfox comes on to Lois and makes unwanted advances and derogatory comments.. (Eros is jailed for Rape via psi manipulation and physical dominance)
10. everyone tired of Superman decide to set up a Prison fight with 1 pound gloves.. his opponent will be Matt Murdock each has bn promised early release if they win.... old school mayberry rules... (matt is in prison for vigilantism, conspiring, impeding and obstruction of justice ).
Gender: Male Location: Drinking gasoline. Pissing napalm.
Dude! What a scenario. Here goes:
1) Banner gets his ass pulverized by Supes.
2) Creel pound's Supes' ass.
3) Supes takes out Lex and KP.
4) No one beats Batroc. Spite against Supes.
5) Hercules teaches Supes' how to really do it Greek style.
6) Marc wins this. Decent fight though.
7) I dunno. I want to say Kal would beat him up, but I can see Jim winning.
8) Supes whips Stark's ass.
9) LOL. Eros beats Kal and makes him watch as he takes Lois.
10) Matt also beats Supes here.
Gender: Male Location: Drinking gasoline. Pissing napalm.
I didn't know Banner had Hulk's mindset, but even so, Kal takes him out.
And Lex can't scrap a lick (in Dr. Dre's words). He's been beaten up by Lois and Lana both. Kingpin's more of a challenge, but I'm pretty sure only Classic Kingpin would beat him (though I don't know, I don't read the older DD and Spiderman issues).
1.Banner is always inconsistent with his bulk and strength. Supes gets the bunk.
2. Crusher slaps him down the catwalk.
3. Lex watches with glee, while Kingpin shower rapes Supes.
4. Batroc gets Supes' lunch.
5. Herc head butts Supes and breaks his nose.
6. Supes gets shived by Spectre.
7.Clark now hardened by the shower molestation and beatings goes nuts on Jim.
8. Tony stands up from the computer kicks Clark in the nuts then pressure points him to sleep. Stands up a gets back on the computer.
9. Lois makes love to StarFox in front of handcuffed Clark. Clark cries.
10. Matt beats the s### out of Clark and gets off early.
kingpin would RAPE supes, i dont kno how anyone would think otherwise. in a rather recent comic kingpin kills 3 to 5 attackers in the shower in like less than 5 seconds and the shower was closed for repairs. hes not what he used to be strengthwise, but hes still a monster and is not one to be messed with as far as fighting prowess...
__________________ He is Jreko Than, and his power is that of a Raging Inferno.
kingpin has amazing martial arts skill feats. correct me if im wrong but he once beat shang-chi with a single move. (it might not have been him tho, sry if thats the case)
well some fans claim SM has mad fighting skills and use the kryptonian officer fight as a feat.. i though SM would do a lot better in some of these scenarios hell i even put him against a blind man
Stark is MMA got mad training from Cap and anyone he could buy. Fought amped Mandarin Kung Fu style. I refuse to believe that Supes while in his superier form could have absorbed as much training from Bats and Diana because of his biology.
Stark has been human most of his life and is trained to defend himself as one when not in the armour. How many hours did Supes clock while at human potential?
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