"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
Ichi: "Hey it's not the size that matters, it' how you use it!"
Oh wait they pretty much DID say that.
__________________ "damn jinzin, you're a real trooper, you provde fact after fact and pages and pages of proof and these wanton miscreants just keep at it"~MERC
Hitsugaya: That's it! I'm going to do something about Kurosaki not calling me CAPTAIN Hitsugaya!
Matsumoto: Sir there's... there's nothing you can do about it.
Hitsugaya: ...I... I guess you're right. I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humour...
Yammy: Ulquiorra! What does the scouter say about his spiritual pressure?!
Ulquiorra: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
Yammy: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND?!
(Couldn't resist on the last one. Apologies. D=)
Gender: Male Location: In Luna's mane, chasing STAAARS!
Ichigo: Hey Toshiro...
Hitsugaya: DON'T CALL ME THAT! What do you wnat anyways?
Ichigo: Are you sure you're not a kid?
Hitsugaya: Yes, I'm sure.
Ichigo: So if you deny being a kid, are you going to admit being a midget then?
Hitsugaya: I'm not a midget!
Ichigo: You're small, you say you aren't a kid, and you say you aren't a midget. Look dude, it's either one. Either admit being a sugar craving kindergartner or admit being a dwarf, it's your choice.
Gender: Male Location: Killin zombies with Post-it notes
__________________ "My actions have nothing to do with Shinigami protocol... I've rescinded your right to live... because you aspired to cut my pride... with such a dull blade."--Byakuya Kuchiki