Khan gets his guns he used against the Klingons. YuLaw gets a death machine and an MP5. Both have infinite ammo. Fight takes place in Hogwarts castle. Winner gets to teabag Hermione.
Yu Law's perception of time is so enhanced that Khan will be near statue, and if he's fast enough to dodge automatic machine gun fire and a pistol fired from point blank while unable to move any part of his body but his head/neck, he can dodge the phaser beams as well.
__________________ QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.