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Rogue Jedi
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Zohan versus LV-426
SCENARIO ONE: Zohan is enlisted to investigate LV-426. He is dropped outside the facility and begins scouting for survivors. He soon encounters the Xenos, kills a few, retreats, and radios his situation to his superiors. They tell him to kill them all, save Newt, and kill the Queen. He is 100% familiar with the layout of the facility.
Zohan is in Colonial Marine armor, head to toe. He is armed with a Desert Eagle .50, a pump action Marine Defender, and a M41A pulse rifle. Along with a motion detector.
Outside the facility is dropped a small cache of weapons and ammo. An M240 flamethrower, pulse rifle ammo and grenades, spare armor, medkit, rations, and an M56 smart gun.
Can Zohan kill them all and survive?
SCENARIO TWO: Same as one, except that Zohan is armed with two pair of styling scissors. He is wearing his sandals, jeans, and his Mariah Carey Tee shirt.
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Last edited by Rogue Jedi on Dec 23rd, 2010 at 06:39 AM
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Dec 23rd, 2010 06:35 AM |
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marwash22
HELL YEAH.
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Zohan speed-blitzes them all before they even know he's there.
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Dec 23rd, 2010 06:54 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Acid blood, dude.
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Dec 23rd, 2010 07:03 AM |
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marwash22
HELL YEAH.
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he has that pulse rifle so it's not like he needs to get close to any of them. the acid blood is a non-factor.
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Dec 23rd, 2010 07:12 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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The gun disintegrates Xenos, there will be acid flying everywhere.
Scenario 2?
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Dec 23rd, 2010 07:23 AM |
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marwash22
HELL YEAH.
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he was fast enough to leave after images, i think once he figures out the blood is acidic, he'll dodge it.
scenario 2, i don't see him winning that.
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Dec 23rd, 2010 07:38 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Avalon.
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Dec 23rd, 2010 09:27 AM |
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the ninjak
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The Xenos kill Zohan. He ain't prepped for this. Even a MA Road Runner would cop some acid. And Zohan doesn't wear armor.
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Dec 23rd, 2010 04:58 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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He clears 1, 2? Nah,
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