The Outlaw Josey Wales (Eastwood)
The Man With No Man (Eastwood)
Marshal Jed Cooper (Eastwood)
Doc Holiday (Kilmer)
Wyatt Earp (Russell)
William Munny (Eastwood)
J. Cogburn (Wayne)
Charley Waite (Costner)
Vs.
Aliens:
Independence Day alien in opened bio-suit
Predator: No cloak or armor, all weapons shown in 1st film
Species
Xenomorph
'I Come In Peace (aka Dark Angel)' Alien: Gun shown
'Signs' alien
Na'vi warrior(can breath here):Bow and spear
Illegal Mexican immigrant in any given film: Hedge clippers
-Fight takes place in a large deserted Old West town. Cowboys start at one end and their job is to clear the town of the aliens. Weapons include twin 6-shooters for each and plenty of ammo.
-Aliens are scattered throughout the town, they won't fight each other, but they won't use planned teamwork. They're out to kill/survive the cowboys.
Do the cowboys clear? Do the aliens survive? Who's standing at the end?
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Give the Cowboys Ben Wade, then maybe they have a chance.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Pred would take to the rooftops and plasma blast away. As he blasts away, the Xeno rushes in and rapes. Literally.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Yeah man. Eastwood in Fistful, shoots hangman's ropes from distance.
His shooting feats are well documented and hes really fast, with an eagle's eye...and hes not above fashioning himself some heavy plate armour to protect his vitals
If anyone is gonna make the pred suck lead, its Clint there.
The Clints are very cunning.
Rooster has a gatling gun in "Rooster Cogburn"
And he can shoot really ggod whilst mobile with revolver in one hand and a Winchester on the other.
And how good is the Mexican with hedge clippers..?
Are they a random slash n hack style, or do they have the speed and precision of a German Edward Scissorhands..?
*Josey Wales chest explodes form within. Out crawls a baby Xeno. It looks at the camera and.......spits*
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All of his opponents in his cowboy movies, describe them.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.