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Hitler and the 3rd Reich/Ark Vs Hogwarts

1942 Adolf Hitler comes forward in time with the entire third reich
ready to end the racial impurity contain within the HP wizards.
He aims to gas them in camps and tear them apart in experiments with Mengele.

Every last one of them. So to ensure a better chance against Wizards, he brings with him a secret weapon, the Ark of the Covenant which Jesus supplied him with for "Christianity being against witchcraft" thing.

The army of the Nazis armed with The Ark march their march as they move into the Hogwarts Wizard's castle. to begin conflict, Cannons take down the west wall of the Castle. The Wizards are now aware of the Nazi's arrival.

Who vill vin this conflict?


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Hmmmm.........

The Holy Ark smited the unrighteous via face melting. Are the Hogwarts wizards worthy of such punitive actions?


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Absolutely for going against god with the witchcraft.
The church take a dim view on that.

He is a vengeful god, and seeks to make an example.

Besides it also would be for attacking the Nazis, who again march into battles with a belt on which says "God with us" on it.

But for now, the Ark remains closed, and the Nazis attck in the 1st wave, with their own planes, tanks, guns flamethrowers, bombs, V2s etc.


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I see no favor for shield charms then.

No wizard, IMO, has the foresight of Indy to "keep their eyes shut".


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Agreed on both counts.


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Absolutely for going against god with the witchcraft.
The church take a dim view on that.


So this is Dogma, where religious power is based on what humans decide are rules? I would have thought unrighteous meant, idk, moral unrighteousness

But if you insist, stalemate, as everyone will be getting a nice drippy face-melting

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Religious power is always that.


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Re: Hitler and the 3rd Reich/Ark Vs Hogwarts

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
1942 Adolf Hitler comes forward in time with the entire third reich
ready to end the racial impurity contain within the HP wizards.
He aims to gas them in camps and tear them apart in experiments with Mengele.

Every last one of them. So to ensure a better chance against Wizards, he brings with him a secret weapon, the Ark of the Covenant which Jesus supplied him with for "Christianity being against witchcraft" thing.

The army of the Nazis armed with The Ark march their march as they move into the Hogwarts Wizard's castle. to begin conflict, Cannons take down the west wall of the Castle. The Wizards are now aware of the Nazi's arrival.

Who vill vin this conflict?
Hall of prophesies warns of this. The wizards use time turners to go back in time and kill Hitler as he swims in his daddy's sac.


Oh yeah, they can't even see the castle.



Next question.


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Not a question excatly, just pointing out that as this is set after book 5, that time turners aren't a goer.

Besides, Gods not allowing the Wizards to run like girls, he wants to see them fight.

And you missed the line stating that the Wizards are already there.
ERGO they see it. Nazi intelligence sussed the location.

"Hitler is obsessed by the occult. Hes a nut on the subject."
-Guy who played Porkins in SW, as CIA dude in Raiders of the lost ark.

So yeah.

He'd know. smile


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Not in the OP, dude. Time turners win this.


Not to mention the fact that the Ark will view the Nazis as the bigger threat and destroy then first.


Ding ding ding!!!!! Mmmmm.......Cigars.....


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Yes I think I'll use your "OP can be amended by thread starter" rule.

Or simply point out that God'd be aware of that attempt and stop it.

Or that in the opening post God, through Jesus (Who the Ark essentially is a weapon for) gave the Nazis specifically it to wage war on the Wizards. So no that doesn't work.


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So God gave Hitler the Ark?


Snape changes it into a tin can.


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A) So HP beats God's will, now?

B) Snape can get close enough to it without incurring the wrath of the many many Nazis with it...?

Odd, it appeared to smack the shit out of Harry in the Harry Potter vs Jesus thread, according to you.. IIRC


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You're changing God around to suit your argument. He'd never side with Hitler, dumbass. Your thread is fail.


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Yeah Man has done that from the beginning of his invention of the god concept.

Actually, according to Hitler and all of his reich, He did side with Hitler..

Actually "God with us" was on all the nazi belts, and Hitler and his pals did a lot of damage... it was there version of ridiculous notion of "God bless America".

So now YOU'RE saying who god might or might now side with....proving my opening point, this post.
So NOW whos trying to tell god what to do...? EH...?

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The Ark's already killed Nazi's though. It's the only thing its actually done: kill Nazi's. erm


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It also killed those non-nazi people in the those cities in the desert too,
(AND later on, that rat that was innocently moving near it in the cargo hold) according to the CIA agents bible based analysis... So it would seem that it kills whomever god tells it to.

And Christianity hates Wizards, yet god allowed the Nazis to conquer a lot of the world....go figure lol

"Death has always surrounded it." was a quote used.


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Brody's statement that "the Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions" is only partially accurate (when it was captured by the Philistines it "laid waste" to their "region" via bubonic plague)


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Fair enough. That also would explain the rat.
(Not the death rays though).

It also shows that the plague is non politically discriminating.


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Originally posted by Nephthys
The Ark's already killed Nazi's though. It's the only thing its actually done: kill Nazi's. erm
Mhm, EVIL Nazis. The Hogwarts wizards are not evil.


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