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You with the power of Thor Vs. Superman
You gain the powers of classic Thor and like any sane comic fan you decide to conquer. For some unknown reason this is a company crossover book and Supeman has been tasked to beat you.
Kurt Busiek is not writing the book, can you defeat Superman or will his dials go up to 11 regardless. Should you defeat big blue, what are your plans for this conquered Earth?
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:10 PM
Zack Fair
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Rage curbstomps.
I get written like a noob and die before I could finish saying Holy Sh-~*Blitzed*
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:16 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zack Fair
Rage curbstomps.
I get written like a noob and die before I could finish saying Holy Sh-~*Blitzed*
They mad me smile, nice.
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:17 PM
tsilamini
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I'd get a split against superman normally. with thors powers this is a straight out stomp
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:20 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by inimalist
I'd get a split against superman normally. with thors powers this is a straight out stomp
Ha, what would your strategy be with Thor's powers?
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:22 PM
Sin I AM
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Hmmmmmmmm..............i would bfr his ass to the phantom zone, none can stand before the might of mjolnir
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:22 PM
Zack Fair
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:23 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by WHAAM!
Ha, what would your strategy be with Thor's powers?
esoteric from the first instant
drain his sun energy, kryptonite radiation, magic magic magic
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:25 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sin I AM
Hmmmmmmmm..............i would bfr his ass to the phantom zone, none can stand before the might of mjolnir
I think under forum rules the bfr is the way Thor beats Superman most easily. It's a shame no one writes Thor fighting smart. If they did, he would be a very boring character as his esoteric dimensional and matter manip powers mean he is very difficult for anyone to beat.
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:28 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Zack Fair
Rage curbstomps.
I get written like a noob and die before I could finish saying Holy Sh-~*Blitzed*
I know Rage stomps, unfair to us.
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:28 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by inimalist
esoteric from the first instant
drain his sun energy, kryptonite radiation, magic magic magic
I am unsure if the first two would work with Mjolnir, the easiest win is the Bfr ability in my opinion. I wonder though could supes create a counter vortex to the dimensional one Thor creates when Mjolnir spins round its target. Not saying he could, just a sudden thought.
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:30 PM
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on second thought id probably mate with him, half asgardian, half kryptonian babies ftw.......i would destroy u all!
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:34 PM
Black bolt z
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I'd godblast supermans head off.
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:51 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Black bolt z
I'd godblast supermans head off.
The godblast requires prep. How would you get him in a position to use it, not raining on your parade, we just need more than that.
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:57 PM
Black bolt z
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by WHAAM!
The godblast requires prep. How would you get him in a position to use it, not raining on your parade, we just need more than that.
I wouldn't anger superman. I'd stay with him for a couple weeks until I gain his trust. Then i tell him we are playing a game of hide and seek. While hes hiding, I cheat and open my eyes and shoot his head while hes not looking.
Check and Mate.
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Mar 27th, 2011 08:59 PM
Omega Vision
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I'd lose. My faith in Thor's ability to counter a speedblitz by Superman isn't strong at all, and Gods are powered by faith.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by inimalist
esoteric from the first instant
drain his sun energy, kryptonite radiation, magic magic magic
Thor can make radiation he's never encountered before?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Black bolt z
I wouldn't anger superman. I'd stay with him for a couple weeks until I gain his trust. Then i tell him we are playing a game of hide and seek. While hes hiding, I cheat and open my eyes and shoot his head while hes not looking.
Check and Mate.
Pretty sure Superman is smarter than you, BBZ. If you beat him it won't be through trickery.
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Mar 27th, 2011 09:00 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by inimalist
esoteric from the first instant
drain his sun energy, kryptonite radiation, magic magic magic
This
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
Thor can make radiation he's never encountered before?
Then use red sunlight.
BTW It's me not Thor and I encounter k-nite like every week when it's a 0-Day
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Mar 27th, 2011 09:01 PM
Black bolt z
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
Pretty sure Superman is smarter than you, BBZ. If you beat him it won't be through trickery. I tricked delph into letting me be his apprentice. Superman is not beyond my capacity to outsmart
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Mar 27th, 2011 09:05 PM
TricksterPriest
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.............If Delph is so smart, why did he pick a guy who kneels all the time to Superman?
I'd die like the slug Thor is. No speed, no chance.
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Mar 27th, 2011 09:34 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Omega Vision
Thor can make radiation he's never encountered before?
we aren't talking about thor. we are talking about me
yes, i can make kryptonite radiation using thors hammer
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Mar 27th, 2011 09:41 PM
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