Hit Girl versus McClane. Fight takes place in a fully lit, fully stocked super Wal-Mart at night. Hit Girl is in the back of Wal-Mart (loading area), McClane is in front of Wal-Mart (by the entrance.) They must find each other and kill. Both are 100% briefed on the other.
Hit Girl is armed with two Glock 9mm's. McClane is armed with two Beretta 9mm's. Each have infinite ammo. Each can use anything they can get their hands on as a weapon.
So........Discuss.
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Nah, you go first. This should be entertaining. Like watching Tourette's guy.
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Pretty simple. Hit Girl is a bullet dodger. McClane aint hitting her with bullets. So much for the gun battle.
Melee? Well, Wal-Mart is stocked with all sorts of bladed items. Figure it out yet?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
She has one movie thus far, let's take McClane from DH1, where he killed 10.
None on the same level as Hit Girl.
This aint gonna be a fistfight, bro.
Er, the bullets she dodged were gonna hit her in the head as she was on a dead run. That's first rate aim. There were 10 men in that narrow hallway, all firing at her, and she was too fast and too good a bullet dodger.
Nope. See, most here in the MVF go by appearance. Who LOOKS the baddest, who LOOKS the coolest.
Imagine the following:
Harry Potter standing next to Anakin Skywalker
Hit Girl standing next to John McClane
Severus Snape standing next to Darth Sidious
Prince Nuada standing next to Blade
Edward Cullen standing next to Iron Man
20 Wizards standing next to 20 Jedi/Sith
Now, who looks the coolest? Who looks the baddest? Anakin, McClane, Sidious, Blade, Iron Man and the 20 Jedi/Sith. Most here cannot accept that the person standing next to them, despite looking frail, Emo, faggish or whatever, will rape the living hell out of them.
FYI: This has been concurred by at least half a dozen others whose names I will not mention.
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Prove McClane wins? Waiting on that. That's why I started the thread.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Considering you're still bringing that old shit up...
McClane wouldn't shoot a little girl, he'd try to subdue and he'd likely end up dead, as she's lethal. McClane was gimped from the start. But you have your win, Hit-Girl.
No, Matt. I am saying that Hit Girl herself is on a totally different level than they are.
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Think outside the box. Mac wants to kill her, plain and simple. Let's say HG goes bad and Mac sees her as a rabid dog that must be put down.
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Want a cookie? But it's BS, as I said, you might find one or two that seriously base their argument on cooler/badder looks. Who's the retard challenging you to post retard statements?
Too late. You're the "morals" proponent in the MVF. McClane's morals net him a loss here, he wouldn't kill a KO'd Asian woman, he's not shooting a child, no matter how ridiculous she looks. Hit-Girl takes it.
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