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Mick Dundee vs John Rambo
Dundee(Crocodile Dundee) and Rambo are dropped into the middle of the Australian outback. Dundee has his knife and rifle. Rambo has his knife and bow...standard arrows, no explosive tips.
They are dropped a mile apart from each other and both are bloodlusted. The mission is kill or be killed.
Who makes it out alive?
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Mick.
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Mick fcks him up.
Sep 9th, 2014 06:10 PM
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Rambo's traps won't work?
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Rambo's traps won't work?
Against Mick, not a chance in hell.
Sep 9th, 2014 06:43 PM
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LoL, you people. Rambo's a killing machine trained to blend into, thrive and kill in any environment.
The best Mick can hope for is that Rambo leaves him capable enough of to do another commercial for Suburu, should they ever call again.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, you people. Rambo's a killing machine trained to blend into, thrive and kill in any environment.
The best Mick can hope for is that Rambo leaves him capable enough of to do another commercial for Suburu, should they ever call again.
Wrong, Mick kills him easier then that crocodile.
Sep 9th, 2014 08:04 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Wrong, Mick kills him easier then that crocodile.
How many kills does Mick have in his combined flicks? Exactly.
Mick gets Ramboned
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
How many kills does Mick have in his combined flicks? Exactly.
I don't know exactly but he runs a train on Ramjet via Bush Tactics, John is simply outmatched here and gets bamboozled.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I don't know exactly but he runs a train on in the Bush, John is simply outmatched here and gets bamboozled.
Exactly, Mick's kill count is pathetic, let alone compared to Rambo who killed over 200 in Rambo 4 alone.
Rambo would become the Outback, just as he became the Pacific Northwest forest, the jungles of Vietnam, the dessert of Afghanistan and the jungles of Cambodia.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Exactly, Mick's kill count is pathetic, let alone compared to Rambo who killed over 200 in Rambo 4 alone.
Rambo would become the Outback, just as he became the Pacific Northwest forest, the jungles of Vietnam, the dessert of Afghanistan and the jungles of Cambodia.
Mick doesn't need to kill to win all the time. He is a very good bushmaster. His skills are beyond just slash and grab. He's about stealth, speed and power and tricking his enemy.
Plus he has bedded down hotter women.
Sep 9th, 2014 08:38 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Mick doesn't need to kill to win all the time. He is a very good bushmaster. His skills are beyond just slash and grab. He's about stealth, speed and power and tricking his enemy.
Plus he has bedded down hotter women.
Mick's great in the Outback. But he's not a true killer like Rambo, who is also a master of stealth.
That's probably true; won't save Mick from Rambo's wrath.
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He has power over animals. He could turn animals to fight for him, Rambo would have a rino up his ass quicker then you can say Dundee.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
He has power over animals. He could turn animals to fight for him, Rambo would have a rino up his ass quicker then you can say Dundee.
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Pretty sure there aren't any free running rhinos in the Australian outback.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Pretty sure there aren't any free running rhinos in the Australian outback.
Lol I know, just saying his power over animals would give him an advantage John does not have.
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Lol I know, just saying his power over animals would give him an advantage John does not have.
John's power of killing all around him trumps Dundee's power in calming some stupid animal.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
John's power of killing all around him trumps Dundee's power in calming some stupid animal.
Did John ever kill a gigantic croc?
Sep 9th, 2014 09:04 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
How many kills does Mick have in his combined flicks? Exactly.
Mick gets Ramboned
That's like saying "How many men has Rambo hunted in the Outback." Mick is bloodlusted here and will kill with ease. His stealth>>>>>Rambo's stealth.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by RJ 2.0
That's like saying "How many men has Rambo hunted in the Outback." Mick is bloodlusted here and will kill with ease. His stealth>>>>>Rambo's stealth.
His stealth does not >>>>> Rambo's stealth.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
His stealth does not >>>>> Rambo's stealth.
Dude Dundee can punch so fast, no one can see it.
Sep 9th, 2014 09:31 PM
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