So, Anakin, Ahsoka, Luminara and Barriss are just strolling along the Petranaki arena having a good ol' time talking about how stupid Sith are. They're like "Wow, Sith are just really fucking weird and stupid and ugly." Then out of nowhere Bane and Zannah come out from the other side of the arena and Bane's like "Nah. Jedi are stupid. They can't fight for shit, either." Then Anakin and Ahsoka are like "Oh, yeah? Get your bald ass over here and fight, *****. You too you friggin skank." Bane and Zannah are obviously greatly offended by the insults, so they ignite their sabers. WHO WINS?
Anakin as of Revenge of the Sith.
Luminara as of Revenge of the Sith.
Barriss as of MedStar II: Jedi Healer.
Ahsoka as of The Clone Wars: Season 5.
Bane as of Rule of Two.
Zannah as of Dynasty of Evil.
__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk
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Team one.
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
Zannah would beat any of the others for a majority but she has no feats suggesting she can beat them all at once. Anakin would stomp Bane with little if any effort
Not seeing how team 1 can win
__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk
Mar 26th, 2015 03:42 PM
