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Captain Kirk vs Game of Thrones

James T. Kirk, with nothing but the shirt on his back begging to be ripped.



And a phaser.



A "What if" scenerio. What happens? What alliances does he make, if any, and what sort of effect does he have on the main plot?


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He could potentially be a huge came changer.

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When he needs, Kirk has super-human strength and durability. He's a master combatant who can take you out with a chop or flying-ass-attack and he's arguably Starfleet's greatest tactician and an all around genius too boot.

Giving him a phaser, he casually forces the Seven Kingdoms and then Daenerys and her armies to bend the knee.

This means that Daenary's would never foolishly cross the wall, thereby never giving the Night King a dragon to destroy The Wall and Westeros remains safe as it always was under James Tiberius Kirk's command, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, first of his name.


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A lot of these people wield swords so the chances of shirt rippage seem high.


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To be honest, he toasts the Dragons with a phase. In fact he probably toasts everyone who gets in his way. He also has fought superhuman in Arenas. Damn, Kirk would **** almost every beautiful woman on the show inside the first season, of that not doubt exists.


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Kirk would spread his seed across the Seven Kingdoms and beyond, no woman could resist.


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When he needs, Kirk has super-human strength and durability. He's a master combatant who can take you out with a chop or flying-ass-attack and he's arguably Starfleet's greatest tactician and an all around genius too boot.

Giving him a phaser, he casually forces the Seven Kingdoms and then Daenerys and her armies to bend the knee.

This means that Daenary's would never foolishly cross the wall, thereby never giving the Night King a dragon to destroy The Wall and Westeros remains safe as it always was under James Tiberius Kirk's command, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, first of his name.


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Kirk would spread his seed across the Seven Kingdoms and beyond, no woman could resist.



spot on


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Kirk is overrated. Khan is infinitely better.


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To be honest, he toasts the Dragons with a phase. In fact he probably toasts everyone who gets in his way. He also has fought superhuman in Arenas. Damn, Kirk would **** almost every beautiful woman on the show inside the first season, of that not doubt exists.


Yeah..wide beam phaser mean these b*tches die.


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When he needs, Kirk has super-human strength and durability. He's a master combatant who can take you out with a chop or flying-ass-attack and he's arguably Starfleet's greatest tactician and an all around genius too boot.

Giving him a phaser, he casually forces the Seven Kingdoms and then Daenerys and her armies to bend the knee.

This means that Daenary's would never foolishly cross the wall, thereby never giving the Night King a dragon to destroy The Wall and Westeros remains safe as it always was under James Tiberius Kirk's command, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, first of his name.


Absolutely.

Just depends on his starting point: on Westeros or Essos? He formulates his strategy from there.

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A phaser is pure overkill.

In a world where the throne is won thru wit and seduction, James T would be king.

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Yeah..wide beam phaser mean these b*tches die.



How high a phaser level would it take, though? The power cells aren't infinite, and burn through exponentially more power the higher the phaser level.

Something like several seconds of sustained firing at the highest, vs millions of shots at the lower levels (You probably wouldn't need much for a single human, but not sure how setting it to wide range affects the drain..)


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A phaser is pure overkill.

In a world where the throne is won thru wit and seduction, James T would be king.


Well said


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A phaser is pure overkill.

In a world where the throne is won thru wit and seduction, James T would be king.
no doubt! thumb up

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Yeah..wide beam phaser mean these b*tches die.
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Kirk is overrated. Khan is infinitely better.
Ricardo Mountaban Khan with a phaser would also conquer GOT with ease. Sherlock Khan too.


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Kirk would own in the GOT Universe.

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Kirk would own in the GOT Universe.

^^^That pretty much covers it.

The details have already been posted. Fun thread to read.


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Within 3 days everybody will be convinced Kirk is the Lord of Light.

The night is dark and full of Captain Kirk.


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^^^the women too, would be full of Captain Kirk.


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Kirk threatens to murder several townsfolk unless they paint at least one woman green.


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^^^Are there female White Walkers?
Because if Kirk gets ahold of one...Winter WILL be Coming.


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