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300 vs King Kong (2005)

Leonidas and his men vs 2005's King Kong. Who wins?

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Wtf.


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You remember that Kong was juggling a woman between his hands and feet while fighting 3 V-Rexes, which are 50ft long and about 20-21 feet tall? He gets pissed that all these puny humans are jabbing him with toothpicks and crushes them easily.

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Kong wins via huge kong-sized handfuls of flung feces.


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Re: 300 vs King Kong (2005)

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Leonidas and his men vs 2005's King Kong. Who wins?

^^^Kong FTW.


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The 300 win handily.

King Kong still had trouble with those three T-Rexes and a T-Rex is about the same mass as an African Bush Elephant which are perfectly able to be killed by inferior spears than what the spartans used and Kong is only marginally taller than a T-Rex at 25 feet. Top it off with peak human to mildly superhuman physicals on all the spartans and Kong gets brought down by sheer weight of numbers. Probably pretty quickly if he gets surrounded and gutted.

Stop watching Jurassic Park and thinking that animals as big as dinosaurs are invincible. ****ing five foot tall cavemen with sharp rocks tied to sticks and big rocks hunted mammoths to extinction.


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Good thing Kong isn't a mammoth then , I suppose.


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The 300 win handily.

King Kong still had trouble with those three T-Rexes

Wrong -they weren't T-rexes - they were Vastatosaurus Rex, larger versions: https://kingkong.fandom.com/wiki/Vastatosaurus_rex

Also, don't forget he was also hampered by having to hold that lady in his hand:
https://imgur.com/a/lrdahFh


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and a T-Rex is about the same mass as an African Bush Elephant

Maybe, but the V-Rexes have a mass of 19.4t, an African bush elephant, 'only' 10.4 tons (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_bush_elephant. So double the mass. Moreover, there are three of them here, not just one. So this is also wrong.

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which are perfectly able to be killed by inferior spears than what the spartans used

Maybe if one is surrounded - but 3 Bull Elephants, all much more agile, 2x the mass, 50% taller? Not as easy.

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and Kong is only marginally taller than a T-Rex at 25 feet. Top it off with peak human to mildly superhuman physicals on all the spartans and Kong gets brought down by sheer weight of numbers. Probably pretty quickly if he gets surrounded and gutted.

He's pretty fast and agile himself. And sheer weight of numbers? Here he lifts (and throws) a V-rex with one arm:
https://imgur.com/a/pxc5j3b

Remember, they weigh 19.4tons. Let's round down - what's 400kg (881lbs) between friends? - to 19 tons. That's nearly 200 humans at ~90kg each (actually 211, but I rounded down assuming these humans are more muscular).

Kong is casually lifting and throwing the equivalent of 200 men with one arm, whilst holding onto a prized possession in the other.

He also casually jumps whilst holding onto aforementioned 19 tons:
https://imgur.com/a/QPtQuyk

So even if all 200men were clinging onto him, he could just....bodyslam them lol.

You also are attributing all the Spartan soldiers to be mildly superhuman - but no evidence for this.
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Stop watching Jurassic Park and thinking that animals as big as dinosaurs are invincible. ****ing five foot tall cavemen with sharp rocks tied to sticks and big rocks hunted mammoths to extinction.


Kong isn't a mammoth - he's stronger, faster, more intelligent. He was shrugging off gunfire:
https://imgur.com/a/DakTkLP

At clsoe range (though I reckon the later shots missed):
https://imgur.com/a/tKgBmGK

They only managed to kill the Persian war elephants because they had the cliffs, the elephants were clumsy, and the ground was slippery. None of which they have here (not to mention Kong is far more mobile than the elephants).


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Nice to see Saint conquering the movie forum and annihilating all of its weaklings in just a few hours thumb up


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Nice to see Saint conquering the movie forum and annihilating all of its weaklings in just a few hours thumb up

^^^Its not all that hard when he’s arguing the obvious winner.

I mean, Kong is so obviously the winner I’m surprised H1 isn’t in here rooting against him, multiplying the number of spears times infinity and shit.


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Oh, sure, this particular thread is a no-brainer laughing out loud

As for h1, to be fair, he hasn't made an appearance in this thread yet big grin


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…As for h1, to be fair, he hasn't made an appearance in this thread yet big grin

^^^Yet. stick out tongue


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He still hasn't appeared in the Punisher thread sad


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Retard is online now, there's your chance wink


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Wrong -they weren't T-rexes - they were Vastatosaurus Rex, larger versions: https://kingkong.fandom.com/wiki/Vastatosaurus_rex

Also, don't forget he was also hampered by having to hold that lady in his hand:
https://imgur.com/a/lrdahFh



Maybe, but the V-Rexes have a mass of 19.4t, an African bush elephant, 'only' 10.4 tons (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_bush_elephant. So double the mass. Moreover, there are three of them here, not just one. So this is also wrong.


Maybe if one is surrounded - but 3 Bull Elephants, all much more agile, 2x the mass, 50% taller? Not as easy.


He's pretty fast and agile himself. And sheer weight of numbers? Here he lifts (and throws) a V-rex with one arm:
https://imgur.com/a/pxc5j3b

Remember, they weigh 19.4tons. Let's round down - what's 400kg (881lbs) between friends? - to 19 tons. That's nearly 200 humans at ~90kg each (actually 211, but I rounded down assuming these humans are more muscular).

Kong is casually lifting and throwing the equivalent of 200 men with one arm, whilst holding onto a prized possession in the other.

He also casually jumps whilst holding onto aforementioned 19 tons:
https://imgur.com/a/QPtQuyk

So even if all 200men were clinging onto him, he could just....bodyslam them lol.

You also are attributing all the Spartan soldiers to be mildly superhuman - but no evidence for this.


Kong isn't a mammoth - he's stronger, faster, more intelligent. He was shrugging off gunfire:
https://imgur.com/a/DakTkLP

At clsoe range (though I reckon the later shots missed):
https://imgur.com/a/tKgBmGK

They only managed to kill the Persian war elephants because they had the cliffs, the elephants were clumsy, and the ground was slippery. None of which they have here (not to mention Kong is far more mobile than the elephants). [/B]
That's a big post, none of which addressed how the 25 foot tall Kong survives being perforated by 100-300 6.5-10 foot tall spears at once.

Kong dies. thumb up


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Nah nevermind I decided to actually look up his feats and he tanked a mortar shell I guess Kong wins. thumb up

https://imgur.com/a/GolyMxU


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He didn't really tank it, it exploded near him.

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Have a mortar shell explode “near you”, see how well you do.


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Kong dies.

The Spartans were elite badasses.


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all depends how the opening is handled.

if 300 spartans accurately throw 300 spears at kong's vital areas immediately when the battle starts, they will win. if the spartans don't do this, and allow kong to bumrush them, they will lose.


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