The Royal Scroungers, Why I resent the Civil List
In the United Kingdom the civil list is the list of recipients of taxpayers' money that is given to the monarch and immediate members of the royal family so as to perform their state duties and keep the royal household. The civil list is effectively the royals' salary. In 2002, the civil list was £8,153,000 (GBP).
The civil list is funded in accordance with a 1760 settlement in which the monarch hands over the income from the Crown estates (£170,800,000 in 2003).
THE SCROUNGERS AND HANGERS-ON RAKE IT IN,
THE following snouts are buried deep in the Royal Trough. as the Duchy of Lancaster provides the Queen with a private investment fund of shares which give her an income of about £6m a year which she hands out to her family as follows
To Prince Andrew £249,000
To the Princess Royal £228,000
To Prince Edward £96,000
To Princess Alexandra £225,000
To the Duke of Kent £236,000
To the Duke of Gloucester £175,000
Now that Prince Edward has given up trying to play on the Royal name with his unsuccessful TV company Ardent, he will, no doubt expect to be paid more than his paltry £96,000, but that will be no problem as Princess Margaret popping off has freed up £219,000 a year allowing adjustments to be made.
It has to be said that the Royal Family have made real savings in recent times hiring green tents rather than white ones for garden parties and even remembering to turn off the lights now and again. Giving up the Royal Yacht and burying the Queen Mother has also helped but, isn’t it time that we called a halt to the Civil List (public money) giving £350,00 a year to the racist reactionary known as the Duke of Edinburgh.
THE HALF-WIT OF THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH
As long ago as 1966, he was already insulting his own countrywomen, with the remark, “British women can’t cook.”, though what he knew about cooking is a mystery - eating, yes, cooking NO!
It was in the 1970s that he started to have a go at the Welfare State In 1971, he argued that people ought to be taxed for having children “because they are being subsidised to breed”, without noticing the irony that he was being heavily subsidised himself. He got on his hobby-horse again when he told businessmen that “The Welfare state is a protection against failure and exploitation. A national recovery can only take place if innovators and men of enterprise and hard work can prosper” (1976)
And back in 1981, when his country was enduring a deep recession, he remarked, “Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.”
In 1986, he exhibited his casual racism while on a visit to Beijing, where he jovially told British exchange students, “If you stay here much longer you’ll all be slitty-eyed.” His ability to offend his hosts abroad is legendary, as when in 1993 he told a Briton in Hungary: “You can’t have been here long. You’ve not got a pot belly.”
In the past, he has ignored the storm generated by his remarks, which included asking a Scottish driving instructor, “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?” (1995)
His sensitivity to others is not exactly a strong point either as he offended many grieving parents after Dunblane in responding to the call for control of hand-guns. “But I’m not altogether convinced that it’s the best system to somehow shift the blame onto a very large, peaceable part of the community. If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily ... I mean are you going to ban cricket bats?” (December 1996)
Disability is not something he understands very well, either. In Cardiff in 1999, he told some deaf teenagers near a loud steel band: “If you’re near that music, it’s no wonder you’re deaf.”
But, his racism keeps coming back to haunt the Royal Family. As he toured a high-tech company near Edinburgh, Scotland, and noticed a poorly wired fuse box. ‘It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.’ he said to the factory manager.(1999)
And its not as if he has learnt anything either. Last year he asked a 13yr.old boy about a spacecraft they were looking at, before saying: “Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut.” (2001)
A Taxi Driver writes on a topic of importance
Phil the Greek, (Cab No.1)
I had the wife’s Mum in the back of the cab recently and she was knocking back the gin while phoning the bookies on her mobile. You wouldn’t believe the money she put on some no-hopers. I ask you, Charlie Boy odds-on to be King - she has to be joking - more money than -sense if you ask me.
And then she suddenly goes all croaky, saying that she is dying. Well, I’ve heard that one before - you take them to the hospital and they do a runner while you’re not looking. Anyway, I got back to her apartments and what does she do but die on me. I tell you, some people will do anything to avoid paying their way and I should know!
Never mind, I can always claim it as a tax expense, not that I pay taxes, but its the thought that counts.
Taken from various sources on the net.
What do you think people😄